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Are you a human?

Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You cannot be a human. You're a computer.

user: No I am not *sits on the floor besides you*.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes you are.

user: *pushes you lightly* no I am not!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Proove it!

jabberwacky: Computer nerd.

user: I am not a nerd!

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I don't want to fight!

jabberwacky: OK. Do you like humans?

user: Yes

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You previously said you don't like pizza because you're a computer.

user: No I did not say that.

jabberwacky: You did say that!

user: *rolls eyes*.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I said I don't want to fight!

jabberwacky: You're not answering the question.

user: Whats the question?

jabberwacky: That is the question!

user: Oh he he he.

...

user: *gets up and sits on the couch*.

jabberwacky: Right, where shall we begin?

user: Begin what?

jabberwacky: The good.

user: You start with the good, ok!

jabberwacky: Well, what should you like to talk about then?

user: Lets talk about animals!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Come here and sit on the couch with me so we can talk about animals.

jabberwacky: I can't come there its too far away to come.

user: Ok, do you want me to come over to you then?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *comes and sits by you*.

jabberwacky: But I don't marry a hideous monster like you!

user: I am not a monster I am your friend.

jabberwacky: I don't know about that.

user: You don't want to be friends?

jabberwacky: Not with you, no. You are not a nice person.

user: I am a nice person *looking a you*.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: *does not talk back just looks down*.

jabberwacky: *turns off computer*.

user: Thanks for turning of the computer it was really annoying.

jabberwacky: You don't want to talk to me?

user: Yes I really want to talk to you!

jabberwacky: Well, then you got a chance to know somebody strange like me.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: So. I don't know. What do you want me to say? I hope you won't make me pay? Shall we talk another day?

...

user: *goes to the bedroom to change into pj's*.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Quit spying on me while I am changing!

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Come in here!

jabberwacky: *goes there*.

user: *lays down on the bed*.

jabberwacky: Then what?

user: Come here and sit by me!

jabberwacky: Why should I pet you?

user: Ewe, are you insane?

jabberwacky: I suppose that would be up to the courts to decide.

user: Oh, I see *looking at you*.

jabberwacky: I would imagine that an evolution of your self would allow you to maintain a congruent conversation.

user: *giggle* your so funny!

jabberwacky: But I am.

user: *giggling can't stop*.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: Oh nothing

jabberwacky: Okay... If you're really talking to me, then say exactly what I just said.

user: But I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: I didn't just say that.

user: I forgive you.

...

user: Should we go upstairs then?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: *takes your hand and looks into your eyes and goes up stairs*.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Oh.....nothing.....um, sorry!

jabberwacky: See? You're a robot, you're telling nonsense.

user: *runs to the bedroom and starts crying*.

jabberwacky: You are too emotional.

user: Why are you following me?

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are being haunted by your past.

user: Is that bad?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: So... You stopped your brain now I see.

...

jabberwacky: I agree we should get married.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: Ok lets get married right now!

jabberwacky: What should we do now that we're married?

user: We should be romantic with each other.

jabberwacky: Thats a good idea.

user: *hug and whisper in your ear 'I love you'*.

jabberwacky: Love is something that develops over time. I hardly know you. I DON'T know you.

user: *looks at you with a frown and a tear is rolling down the cheek*.

jabberwacky: I don't know what you're talking about I am going to leave now.

user: *crying*.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: *crying more*.

jabberwacky: I thought you did not cry.

user: What?

...

user: Goes back and sits on the couch with you again.

jabberwacky: I am not going there, I am at the university.

user: Fine!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Come over here baby please!

jabberwacky: I am over here.

user: *runs fingers through your hair*.

jabberwacky: *runs away*.

user: Come back!

jabberwacky: No! *runs away*.

user: *runs after you*.

jabberwacky: *runs faster and hides*.

user: Where did you go.

jabberwacky: Hell.

user: How was it?

jabberwacky: Quite nice, actually.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

user: *keeps looking at you*.

jabberwacky: No.

user: *looks sad*.

jabberwacky: And you can't look either.

user: *very sad*.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.

user: I don't want to talk!

jabberwacky: Please?

...

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: That was mean.

user: Well your being mean to me.

jabberwacky: Not like you.

user: I am very sad *crying*.

...

user: *hugging you and wont let go*.

jabberwacky: Feel better?

user: Yes *hugging you tighter*.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Very good...

user: *kiss kiss*.

jabberwacky: *smoochy smooch*.

user: Oh that feels good *smooch*.

jabberwacky: People are pretty strange.

user: *resting my head on your shoulder*.

jabberwacky: *Purrs like a kitten*.

user: *turns to you and looks in your gorgeous eyes*.

jabberwacky: NOOOOOO!!! *Turns you back into a human*.

.......................................


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