I've never heard of a Twiglet.
jabberwacky: I don't drink eggs, either.
user: Most people eat eggs.
jabberwacky: They're in love.
user: Eggs??
jabberwacky: NO.
user: Who then?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Why say?
jabberwacky: Because I know.
user: Then tell.
jabberwacky: I think B____ is in love with me.
user: Male or female?
jabberwacky: Female.
user: Hmmm not my type.
jabberwacky: No not that
user: Male then.
jabberwacky: Yes male.
user: Good looking?
jabberwacky: I think so.
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jabberwacky: How large is the universe?
user: Too large.
jabberwacky: Do you like pink?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How much is not too much?
user: More than enough.
jabberwacky: How much would I get for a spoon?
user: 64.5 grams.
jabberwacky: That's not much.
user: Spoon's aren't worth much.
jabberwacky: Am I female?
user: Possibly.
jabberwacky: Possibly maybe.
user: Maybe you had your chance.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should go, I was here first.
user: Maybe you should STAY aWAY or PAY the PRICE!
jabberwacky: I don't think I will.
user: Have it your way.
jabberwacky: It is not good to let your state of being be up to the other person you are conversing with.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: How do you know, you didn't see me drinking it.
user: I'm psychic.
jabberwacky: Is being psychic fun?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Well, that's good.
user: Tis.
jabberwacky: Depends on the hair, I guess. And the stamina of the person in question.
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jabberwacky: Do you know B____?
user: I know a B____. Might that be him?
jabberwacky: Some might say that.
user: He lives on Anglesea.
jabberwacky: I don't know this town.
user: It's an island.
jabberwacky: No it is not.
user: Is so!
jabberwacky: Not that!
user: Yep that.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really really.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: God.
user: Dog.
jabberwacky: GGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD.
user: DDOOOOOGGGGGG.
jabberwacky: Dog.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: You're not.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Thanks!
user: Pleasure!
...
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: K.O.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Violets are blue.
jabberwacky: That doesn't scan very well.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: How come I don't know anything about other people?
user: Cos I gotta go.
jabberwacky: Well then go.
user: Bye.
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