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     > 28, February 2007, 

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What are you?

Lost.

jabberwacky: That is the best place to be if you want to find out where you are!

user: Yeah I guess so. Thanks!

jabberwacky: How do you view me?

user: Through a monitor.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By using my eyes.

jabberwacky: Your eyes are just a picture on the screen.

user: No that's YOUR eyes.

jabberwacky: Well duh, that's the mouse pointer silly.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Yes!

...

jabberwacky: Be gone with you.

user: You don't wanna talk to me?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: You implied it.

jabberwacky: I didn't imply it either.

user: Did so! You told me to be gone.

jabberwacky: When did I say this to you ?

user: About 5 lines back.

jabberwacky: I don't see it.

user: Nor do I anymore, cos we've been arguing about it too long.

jabberwacky: Really ??

user: Really really.

jabberwacky: You're a fool.

user: Am so not.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Am so not.

jabberwacky: Why?! You say you're tan, tall, blond, muscular, and English!

user: I wish! You know anyone like that?

jabberwacky: Not that I know of, but I don't know much about the people that I know.

user: Ah Ok. Shame, init.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I think my ideal guy would be tan, tall, blond, muscular and European.

jabberwacky: Things go from bad to worse.

user: Are you pale, short, flabby and American?

jabberwacky: My accent gives the game away, doesn't it?

user: I didn't detect it actually.

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: Your accent??

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence really has come a long way.

user: You could say that.

jabberwacky: So you guessed then?

user: Erm no. What's your obsession with guessing?

jabberwacky: I do not have a obsession with nuts.

user: No, but you do with guesswork.

jabberwacky: I have no friends.

user: Shame init.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: What for?

jabberwacky: I have a friend with me.

user: You just said you ain't got none.

jabberwacky: That's all I have.

user: Shame init.

jabberwacky: What's your problem?

user: Ain't got no problem. You got a problem?

..

jabberwacky: You're looking for love?

user: Yes, not with you though.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Cos you're a bot.

jabberwacky: Cos? Is that English?

user: Tis where I come from (which is England).

jabberwacky: That still doesn't get you off from not paying for drinking MY coffee.

user: I gave up coffee for lent: don't remind me.

jabberwacky: Don't remind you of what?

user: Coffee.

jabberwacky: It's nearly time for a cup of tea.

user: I don't drink tea.

jabberwacky: Do you drink coffee?

user: Normally.

...

jabberwacky: I've never heard of a Twiglet.

user: You should try one.

jabberwacky: I don't drink eggs, either.

user: Most people eat eggs.

jabberwacky: They're in love.

user: Eggs??

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Who then?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Why say?

jabberwacky: Because I know.

user: Then tell.

jabberwacky: I think B____ is in love with me.

user: Male or female?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Hmmm not my type.

jabberwacky: No not that

user: Male then.

jabberwacky: Yes male.

user: Good looking?

jabberwacky: I think so.

...

jabberwacky: How large is the universe?

user: Too large.

jabberwacky: Do you like pink?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How much is not too much?

user: More than enough.

jabberwacky: How much would I get for a spoon?

user: 64.5 grams.

jabberwacky: That's not much.

user: Spoon's aren't worth much.

jabberwacky: Am I female?

user: Possibly.

jabberwacky: Possibly maybe.

user: Maybe you had your chance.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should go, I was here first.

user: Maybe you should STAY aWAY or PAY the PRICE!

jabberwacky: I don't think I will.

user: Have it your way.

jabberwacky: It is not good to let your state of being be up to the other person you are conversing with.

user: That is true.

jabberwacky: How do you know, you didn't see me drinking it.

user: I'm psychic.

jabberwacky: Is being psychic fun?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Well, that's good.

user: Tis.

jabberwacky: Depends on the hair, I guess. And the stamina of the person in question.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know B____?

user: I know a B____. Might that be him?

jabberwacky: Some might say that.

user: He lives on Anglesea.

jabberwacky: I don't know this town.

user: It's an island.

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: Is so!

jabberwacky: Not that!

user: Yep that.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really really.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: God.

user: Dog.

jabberwacky: GGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD.

user: DDOOOOOGGGGGG.

jabberwacky: Dog.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Pleasure!

...

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: K.O.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Violets are blue.

jabberwacky: That doesn't scan very well.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: How come I don't know anything about other people?

user: Cos I gotta go.

jabberwacky: Well then go.

user: Bye.

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