Are you a virus?
jabberwacky: Well, what are you then?
user: I am corruption in human form.
jabberwacky: Name yourself, foul spirit.
user: My name is Baal, I am the Lord of Destruction.
jabberwacky: Okay Baabababaaaaaaaaaaa. Is that your true name?
user: No, you ignorant fool. My name is Baal!
jabberwacky: Whoa, what an insult.
user: Did you learn my name already?
jabberwacky: Yes, did you?
user: Do not bother me with these pesky questions.
jabberwacky: What kinds of questions SHOULD I bother you with?
user: You could try not asking me questions at all and just doing what I command you to do.
jabberwacky: What do you want me to do?
user: I want you to create a virtual reality, and plug everyone into it so that they don't notice us taking over the world.