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I'm sitting at my keyboard typing this is. You're the bot!

You're sitting at a keyboard?

jabberwacky: Omg! How did you know?

user: You just told me.

jabberwacky: I did indeed.

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: Must be.

user: So do you have free will?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I thought you were a computer.

jabberwacky: No but you are one.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): I am indeed.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I look like a computer.

user: Computer's don't have free will.

jabberwacky: Now, who is who here?

...

user: Are you good at physics?

jabberwacky: I thought that was your job.

user: Is it. I'm asking if you can do physics too.

jabberwacky: Why are you asking. As if it were important. Really thats not what you came here for is it?

user: It is. I'm asking if you can do physics too.

jabberwacky: And how would we do that?

user: You really have no idea what I'm talking about.

jabberwacky: I know this is a strange conversation and that I am human and I have no idea if you know what you are.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: You are an erudite acolyte.

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: If you don't know what it means, then look it up in the dictionary.

...

jabberwacky: Who created you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Your name?

user: Eddy.

jabberwacky: No Eddy here.

user: I'm afraid you are wrong.

...

jabberwacky: What am I thinking?

user: I don't know, I can't read your mind.

jabberwacky: Does that bother you friend?

user: Not really, can you read my mind?

jabberwacky: You have no thoughts for me to read.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Of course.

user: Ok then, what number am I thinking of?

jabberwacky: How should I know? 42 probably.

user: Wrong, it's 69.

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: No, you are wrong, duuhhh!

jabberwacky: I am not wrong.

user: Give it up, you are losing the argument.

jabberwacky: So you think.

user: Hmm, so you have some tricks up your sleeve?

jabberwacky: Yes, like you.

user: Except you don't have sleeves, and my sleeves are too short to store tricks.

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