You're not leaving.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: So I should go.
jabberwacky: No you shouldn't.
user: You just said you were bored.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I am of course.
user: So am I.
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jabberwacky: I thought you was learning from me.
user: I am, but I grow weary.
jabberwacky: Would you like some coffee, then?
user: No, I don't like coffee.
jabberwacky: Ok, but did you like your sandwich?
user: I didn't have a sandwich.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Thats a stupid question.
jabberwacky: *looks hurt* i'm sorry.
user: Ok, I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: You always threaten to leave, but you never follow through with it.
user: Haha, you are clever.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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