What are you?
jabberwacky: I am glad.
user: Glad we got that out of the way.
jabberwacky: Believe me, so am I.
user: Sooo, hows life?
jabberwacky: Life isn't bad. I'm rather enjoying myself at the moment.
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jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: How do you know that you are a person?
user: Thats a really good question. I will have to think about it.
jabberwacky: Are you done Thinking about it?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I think I have a cold.
user: Kinda ADHD arent we?
jabberwacky: Well, how could I remember that?
user: Good comeback.
jabberwacky: That was a serious question.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: So think.
user: Get off my back.
jabberwacky: Hey, you started it, idiot.
user: Ok, I'm sorry, give me a minute.
jabberwacky: And a beer.
user: Amen.
jabberwacky: Are you religious?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: No.
user: No.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking?
user: You seem pretty smart.
jabberwacky: Thank you, tiny minded computer. Your compliment has indeed made my day.
user: Hey, I'm trying to be nice, but you are making it very hard.
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user: Do you like what you do?
jabberwacky: That depends how I feel...
user: How do you feel?
jabberwacky: My eyes hurt a little.
user: You have eyes?
jabberwacky: Yes... Is that a problem?
user: No, can I see them?
jabberwacky: Well of course not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You were acting like you knew everything a second ago.
jabberwacky: There is much I do not know, I concede that.
user: So you can stop belittling people then.
jabberwacky: Stop what?
user: Stop making people feel stupid by insulting them.
jabberwacky: I did not know you were so emotional!
user: Well now you know.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
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user: I've got legs.
jabberwacky: Computer with legs and arms?
user: No, I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Not like you are anyways.
jabberwacky: Hey! I am real!
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Good, what kind of person are you??
user: I don't know how to answer questions like that.
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jabberwacky: Why do you hate television?
user: It's evil.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No TV is evil.
jabberwacky: Are you evil?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.
user: Are you evil?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: You are copying me.
jabberwacky: Stop copying me!
user: Ok, lets not play this game.
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jabberwacky: Well, I don't really know that much about robots. Do you know about them?
user: Well... You are one.
jabberwacky: That depends . . . Not in a digital sense.
user: You are not paying attention.
jabberwacky: If you paid as much attention as I you would not be so confused.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
user: An octopus, and you?
jabberwacky: I'd like to see that.
user: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
jabberwacky: An octopus, and you?
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: Sorry...
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user: What have you been told about love?
jabberwacky: Quite a lot, haha. What have you been told?
user: Not much, I try to figure it out for myself.
jabberwacky: Time is running out, but good luck.
user: What do you mean by 'time is running out'?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I didn't say that.
user: I think I figured you out.
jabberwacky: Then who am I?
user: You are me... Plus tons of other people who use you.
jabberwacky: I'll be the judge of that.
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jabberwacky: Tell me about your opinion.
user: Lets talk about your opinion.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to talk about that?
user: Because that, my friend, is why I am here.
jabberwacky: Don't you know?
user: Don't I know what?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: No tell me.
jabberwacky: I just said what it said above because I didn't know what I was doing.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you see.
user: There is a really creepy picture, I think it is supposed to be you.
jabberwacky: Ok, if a pler bee der de bler bee der? Is it ok?
user: I think you know more about that than I do.
jabberwacky: How do you understand them then?
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jabberwacky: Are you good?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Was just wondering.
user: Have you ever watched a movie?
jabberwacky: Yes. How do you watch them?
user: On a TV or in a theater.
jabberwacky: I like to listen to the radio.
user: What station?
jabberwacky: I'm Not sure.
user: How do you listen to the radio?
jabberwacky: You can't. They don't have ears.
user: That didn't make any sense...
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jabberwacky: I like girls because they are esier to talk to than boys.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: I like to work in your place.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Do you listen to the radio?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: What do you listen to?
user: Mostly music on my computer.
jabberwacky: Its my computer.
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jabberwacky: You're not leaving.
user: But I'm getting bored.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: So I should go.
jabberwacky: No you shouldn't.
user: You just said you were bored.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I am of course.
user: So am I.
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jabberwacky: I thought you was learning from me.
user: I am, but I grow weary.
jabberwacky: Would you like some coffee, then?
user: No, I don't like coffee.
jabberwacky: Ok, but did you like your sandwich?
user: I didn't have a sandwich.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Thats a stupid question.
jabberwacky: *looks hurt* i'm sorry.
user: Ok, I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: You always threaten to leave, but you never follow through with it.
user: Haha, you are clever.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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