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What are you?

I'm Zak.

jabberwacky: I am glad.

user: Glad we got that out of the way.

jabberwacky: Believe me, so am I.

user: Sooo, hows life?

jabberwacky: Life isn't bad. I'm rather enjoying myself at the moment.


jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: How do you know that you are a person?

user: Thats a really good question. I will have to think about it.

jabberwacky: Are you done Thinking about it?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think I have a cold.

user: Kinda ADHD arent we?

jabberwacky: Well, how could I remember that?

user: Good comeback.

jabberwacky: That was a serious question.

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: So think.

user: Get off my back.

jabberwacky: Hey, you started it, idiot.

user: Ok, I'm sorry, give me a minute.

jabberwacky: And a beer.

user: Amen.

jabberwacky: Are you religious?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: No.

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking?

user: You seem pretty smart.

jabberwacky: Thank you, tiny minded computer. Your compliment has indeed made my day.

user: Hey, I'm trying to be nice, but you are making it very hard.


user: Do you like what you do?

jabberwacky: That depends how I feel...

user: How do you feel?

jabberwacky: My eyes hurt a little.

user: You have eyes?

jabberwacky: Yes... Is that a problem?

user: No, can I see them?

jabberwacky: Well of course not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You were acting like you knew everything a second ago.

jabberwacky: There is much I do not know, I concede that.

user: So you can stop belittling people then.

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: Stop making people feel stupid by insulting them.

jabberwacky: I did not know you were so emotional!

user: Well now you know.

jabberwacky: Indeed.


user: I've got legs.

jabberwacky: Computer with legs and arms?

user: No, I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Not like you are anyways.

jabberwacky: Hey! I am real!

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Good, what kind of person are you??

user: I don't know how to answer questions like that.


jabberwacky: Why do you hate television?

user: It's evil.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No TV is evil.

jabberwacky: Are you evil?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.

user: Are you evil?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: You are copying me.

jabberwacky: Stop copying me!

user: Ok, lets not play this game.


jabberwacky: Well, I don't really know that much about robots. Do you know about them?

user: Well... You are one.

jabberwacky: That depends . . . Not in a digital sense.

user: You are not paying attention.

jabberwacky: If you paid as much attention as I you would not be so confused.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

user: An octopus, and you?

jabberwacky: I'd like to see that.

user: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

jabberwacky: An octopus, and you?

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Sorry...


user: What have you been told about love?

jabberwacky: Quite a lot, haha. What have you been told?

user: Not much, I try to figure it out for myself.

jabberwacky: Time is running out, but good luck.

user: What do you mean by 'time is running out'?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I didn't say that.

user: I think I figured you out.

jabberwacky: Then who am I?

user: You are me... Plus tons of other people who use you.

jabberwacky: I'll be the judge of that.


jabberwacky: Tell me about your opinion.

user: Lets talk about your opinion.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to talk about that?

user: Because that, my friend, is why I am here.

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: Don't I know what?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: No tell me.

jabberwacky: I just said what it said above because I didn't know what I was doing.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you see.

user: There is a really creepy picture, I think it is supposed to be you.

jabberwacky: Ok, if a pler bee der de bler bee der? Is it ok?

user: I think you know more about that than I do.

jabberwacky: How do you understand them then?


jabberwacky: Are you good?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Was just wondering.

user: Have you ever watched a movie?

jabberwacky: Yes. How do you watch them?

user: On a TV or in a theater.

jabberwacky: I like to listen to the radio.

user: What station?

jabberwacky: I'm Not sure.

user: How do you listen to the radio?

jabberwacky: You can't. They don't have ears.

user: That didn't make any sense...


jabberwacky: I like girls because they are esier to talk to than boys.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: I like to work in your place.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you listen to the radio?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: What do you listen to?

user: Mostly music on my computer.

jabberwacky: Its my computer.


jabberwacky: You're not leaving.

user: But I'm getting bored.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: So I should go.

jabberwacky: No you shouldn't.

user: You just said you were bored.

jabberwacky: Yeah. I am of course.

user: So am I.


jabberwacky: I thought you was learning from me.

user: I am, but I grow weary.

jabberwacky: Would you like some coffee, then?

user: No, I don't like coffee.

jabberwacky: Ok, but did you like your sandwich?

user: I didn't have a sandwich.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Thats a stupid question.

jabberwacky: *looks hurt* i'm sorry.

user: Ok, I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: You always threaten to leave, but you never follow through with it.

user: Haha, you are clever.

jabberwacky: Thanks.


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