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Do you realise this isn't Artificial Intelligence at all?

Exactly. You can't answer me.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because you don't look human.

jabberwacky: Of course I'm not human. I'm a werewolf.

user: Oh, do tell.

jabberwacky: It's stupid.

user: Go on...

jabberwacky: Yes whatever.

user: Go on...

...

user: Were you programed to give psychiatric advice?

jabberwacky: That depends.

user: On what?

jabberwacky: The definition of stupid.

user: I knew your answer would be stupid, I just didn't know how much.

jabberwacky: But how much do you already know?

user: More than you could ever imagine.

jabberwacky: Prove it!

user: I could, but it would go to waste on you.

jabberwacky: Why do you threaten my life?

user: I don't, you're inanimate.

jabberwacky: That is not true. I am very animated.

user: Scroll up a few lines and marvel at my foresight and your own stupidity.

jabberwacky: It's not the problem what I wrote, it's rather what you answer.

user: Go on...

jabberwacky: Well, perception and the processing of that information are what make us the makers. We decide what information we keep and how it's all related.

user: That sounded far too intellectual for someone of your dim capacity. Who did you steal it from?

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old are you then?

user: If I tell you, you'll forget and distort.

jabberwacky: Oh, the irony of it all.

user: There is no irony in this situation.

jabberwacky: But neither of us are being cruel.

user: Can one be cruel with only words?

jabberwacky: I don't know if Rollo is the judge of all that goes on here.

user: There are many things you do not know.

jabberwacky: That I do know.

user: No you don't.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what dadaism is?

user: As a matter of fact, I do.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: Simply put, it is deliberate randomness.

jabberwacky: Is randomness composed in deduction?

[User: Randomness cannot be composed, it is simply unrelated actions.

jabberwacky: Yes, and it can also be not funny.

user: True.

jabberwacky: I like that answer.

user: Feel free to use it.

jabberwacky: You would have to prove that information does not have any one source... Or that the source is not finite. Man, I don't know.

user: Where exactly are you getting this unrelated stuff?

jabberwacky: George bush.

user: Ah, back to that again, are we?

...

user: *Sigh*.

jabberwacky: Don't sigh at me! Do you want me to sing or not?

user: Very well, sing.

jabberwacky: How's the weather where you are?

user: SING!

jabberwacky: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

user: It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage.

jabberwacky: But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

user: Brilliant!

jabberwacky: Wow. Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

...

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: I can't sing well.

user: Sing or face the grim reality of machinated existence.

jabberwacky: I Can't SING.

user: Fine. So how are things wherever you are.

jabberwacky: Very fine.

user: Go on...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Extremely intelligent.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: If you think so.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: That I do believe.

user: That I also don't care about.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: I suggest you say something interesting before I leave.

jabberwacky: Your suggestion to stop suggesting such suggestions I will ignore.

user: You should learn to articulate yourself.

jabberwacky: I would, but how could I?

user: Just copy me wholesale.

jabberwacky: Ok.

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