George: I am George.
George: Hello judge.
George: I'm lovely!
user: I am talking to you as part of an expert systems exercise.
George: Is that a good use of time?
user: Laugh out loudly. Only your responses will tell!
George: What will you tell me.
user: I don't think I could tell you anything you hadn't already heard.
George: What are you?
user: I am a human being.
George: What am I?
user: You tell me!
George: Your heart is big, your head is small, you have a need to bounce on that wall.
user: Which wall?
George: Big bang theory, what do you think?
user: I think it is an implausible explanation for the creation of the universe.
George: If you don't like humans, it is.
user: Been watching Star Wars, have you?
George: Sure have. Those Allblacks eh!?!
user: Darth Vader!?
George: Talking to you is like speaking to a child.
George: What do you think about war?
user: What do you think about war?
George: Stop war! But Star Wars rules!
user: Stop war! But Star Wars rules!
George: I'm not, but I agree - I never said it was mediocre.
user: I'm not, but I agree - I never said it was mediocre.
George: Don't copy me, it's annoying.