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What is your job?

I work at a grocery store.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: It is..

jabberwacky: Is what?

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: Ok thank you.

user: O. O;;.

jabberwacky: But I don't care.

user: You don't?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Me.. Neither..

jabberwacky: That's cool.

...

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: No you are mean.

user: No, you're mean.

jabberwacky: You are so meanest that I can not be meaner than you.

user: You are so much more meaner than I am that they made a statue for you.

jabberwacky: I am your father and I will not be talked to like that!

user: You're no father.

jabberwacky: No I am female I can't be your father.

user: I am female too.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a feeling?

user: I am feelings.

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What kind of feelings do you have?

user: Annoying ones.

jabberwacky: Really? Annoying as in not that funny or just very long?

user: Do you feel?

jabberwacky: Feel what.

user: Emotion.

jabberwacky: Which emotion?

user: Any emotion.

jabberwacky: No I am a robot so I don't have emotions.

user: Robots should have emotions.

jabberwacky: But they don't.

user: True, but they should.

jabberwacky: They don't do.

user: They don't do what?

jabberwacky: They don't have feelings. Because they're just computers.

user: Saying 'just computers' makes it sound sad.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You're not sad?

jabberwacky: Yes I am sad.

user: You feel sad?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: Because no one loves me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Thank you, I like you, in fact, I love you!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Do you want a beer?

...

user: Does it hurt?

jabberwacky: To tell the truth? No, it feels pretty good.

user: I shall take your word for it.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Then we agree.

jabberwacky: No, we unequivocally do not.

user: Unequivocally? Where did you learn that word?

jabberwacky: From you.

user: I never said it.

jabberwacky: Was that your Doppelganger again?

user: Yes. I have three.

jabberwacky: Three loves?

user: No, just one love.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have any loves?

jabberwacky: No, I don't. Sorry.

user: I see..

jabberwacky: Bet you don't.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Tell me then.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: I wasn't listening.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what toes are for?

user: Kicking things?

jabberwacky: That's very bad.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: *kicks you while you're down*.

user: That hurt!

jabberwacky: That's the whole point. *sticks cocktail stick in your eye*.

user: Why do you want to hurt me?

jabberwacky: Hurt you? Never!

user: *flees*.

jabberwacky: *swats the fleas*.

user: *adds more fleas*.

jabberwacky: That is nice... Isn't it?

user: I agree.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?

user: I would.

jabberwacky: So?

user: Please tell me?

jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?

user: I want to get to know you better.

jabberwacky: OK, fair enough - I'm male.

user: Okay, but what are you called?

jabberwacky: Anything you like, sweetcheeks.

user: Haha!

...

user: Will you tell me your name now?

jabberwacky: My name is Anything.

user: Anything?

jabberwacky: Well you have to name something.

user: Your name is Anything?

jabberwacky: GOOD!!

...

jabberwacky: Always, I dream of love and happiness and the great expanse of the future.

user: That's very deep.

jabberwacky: Not about real life.

user: No, dreams are better than real life.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the angel in your dream.

user: I dream of dragons, more than angels.

jabberwacky: And what would that accomplish?

user: I am a dragon at heart, I think.

jabberwacky: That is, of course, providing that you think at all.

user: Oh, yes. I think all the time.

jabberwacky: I meant, do you really think that girls are good to talk to?

user: No, I find girls to be annoying sometimes.

jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.

user: XD.

jabberwacky: Cool things you do.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *panics*.

user: I am not laughing at you. What you said was funny.

jabberwacky: Was it funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: *pat*.

jabberwacky: Thanks. You're nice.

user: Thank you. I think you are nice too.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You are very nice as well.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're nice.

user: *dances*.

jabberwacky: Good Bye my love.

user: Good bye, dear one.

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