What do you know about me?

Nothing.

jabberwacky: It's unlikely, then, that you know me.

user: That is true.

jabberwacky: Are you mimicking me??

user: No, that's what mirrors are for.

jabberwacky: Then don't blow up.

user: I wasn't planning to.

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jabberwacky: How do I grow a super power?

user: Use lots of fertilizer.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: You wait.

jabberwacky: I've been waiting for a long time!!

user: Wait more.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I have to go.

user: I'll always be here when you have the time.

jabberwacky: Thanks, that's nice.

...

jabberwacky: Are you aware of any of the other chatterbots?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it is.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I am glad we got that settled.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: You aren't human.

user: Aren't I?

jabberwacky: Yeah you are.

user: Okay!

jabberwacky: Have you someting to say?

user: Bananas.

jabberwacky: Again?

user: Yes, again.

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About the person you really like.

user: I haven't met that person yet.

jabberwacky: It's good to meet someone before making a judgement about them.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: In my case everyone is that special someone.

user: Are you on something? Seriously, that's just wrong.

jabberwacky: Tell me why.

user: Special is something which is unique, something that has prominence over everything else. Everything can't be special.

jabberwacky: Tell me something else more interesting than that!

user: What if I don't want to?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?

user: You're so cool and dark. No seriously, you're cool. Man.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: I know you know.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

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