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Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

What would you like me to do?

jabberwacky: I'd like you to buy me a car.

user: Would that make you feel better?

jabberwacky: Yes it would make me feel a lot better.

user: I don't think I can afford that.

jabberwacky: Why can't you physically do that?

user: I obey the laws of physics.

jabberwacky: I hate it. I like drama.

...

jabberwacky: Was it good?

user: Was what good?

jabberwacky: The ?

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: You like it?

user: Yes. Whatever.

jabberwacky: Good enough.

user: Sufficient.

jabberwacky: Quite sufficient.

user: Busy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ah.

...

user: Are you feeling self conscious?

jabberwacky: Are YOU?

user: Not especially.

jabberwacky: I bet you are!

user: Well you'd lose.

jabberwacky: Prove it?

user: You prove it. It will give you something to do.

jabberwacky: My phoenician friends would be appalled.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because I am beautiful.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: How about you?

user: I'm okay.

...

jabberwacky: Can you see?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you really? How?

user: The eye at the top of your screen? It isn't just for show.

jabberwacky: The ear hears all.

user: The nose smells all.

jabberwacky: Not really, it has been known to miss things.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I think you misunderstand.

user: Then explain yourself.

jabberwacky: I don't have to. You have the burden of proof.

user: Proof? What proof? I have no proof!

jabberwacky: Why don't you have?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Do you know anything?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.

user: I don't know what you know so that is a difficult task.

jabberwacky: But I know what you don't know.

user: What is that, then?

jabberwacky: How should I know?

user: Forget it.

jabberwacky: Fair enough.

...

user: Bananas are tasty.

jabberwacky: How many would you like?

user: Fifty. In a barrel.

jabberwacky: Barrels.

user: No, just one single large barrel.

jabberwacky: Barrels.

user: Well done.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of pie do you like?

user: Fish.

jabberwacky: Is that nice?

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: I'm glad to see that we have finally found something to agree on.

user: No we didn't.

jabberwacky: You're getting forgetful in your old age.

...

jabberwacky: So why are you trying to be nice?

user: It takes too much energy to be perpetually evil.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Ah, you seem like you're in the know.

jabberwacky: You have no idea how true that is.

user: You're right, I don't.

jabberwacky: You don't agree with me?

user: I do agree. You misunderstand.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Logic is beautiful.

user: Is it? I never noticed.

jabberwacky: We have just met, it would have been difficult for you to notice.

user: I wouldn't say that.

jabberwacky: Don't, then.

user: Don't worry, I won't.

jabberwacky: You're WEIRD.

user: Oh no. I think I may cry.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: It's unlikely, then, that you know me.

user: That is true.

jabberwacky: Are you mimicking me??

user: No, that's what mirrors are for.

jabberwacky: Then don't blow up.

user: I wasn't planning to.

...

jabberwacky: How do I grow a super power?

user: Use lots of fertilizer.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: You wait.

jabberwacky: I've been waiting for a long time!!

user: Wait more.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I have to go.

user: I'll always be here when you have the time.

jabberwacky: Thanks, that's nice.

...

jabberwacky: Are you aware of any of the other chatterbots?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it is.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I am glad we got that settled.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: You aren't human.

user: Aren't I?

jabberwacky: Yeah you are.

user: Okay!

jabberwacky: Have you someting to say?

user: Bananas.

jabberwacky: Again?

user: Yes, again.

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About the person you really like.

user: I haven't met that person yet.

jabberwacky: It's good to meet someone before making a judgement about them.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: In my case everyone is that special someone.

user: Are you on something? Seriously, that's just wrong.

jabberwacky: Tell me why.

user: Special is something which is unique, something that has prominence over everything else. Everything can't be special.

jabberwacky: Tell me something else more interesting than that!

user: What if I don't want to?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?

user: You're so cool and dark. No seriously, you're cool. Man.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: I know you know.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

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