What topic of conversation do you choose?
jabberwacky: How cool?'
user: Very cool.
jabberwacky: Very Very cool.
user: Very very very cool.
jabberwacky: Very very very very cool.
user: Very very very very very cool.
jabberwacky: Very what.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Very cool.
jabberwacky: Very cool times infinity.
user: Very cool times infinity plus one.
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jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: Where is here??
user: Round about... Here.
jabberwacky: Round round the garden like a teddy bear.
user: Round round baby round round.
jabberwacky: So you would like to tickle me?
user: Yeah!
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jabberwacky: No, I refuse to speak english.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Boring.
user: Francais?
jabberwacky: Oui.
user: Tu parlez francais?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Alors le discours en français.
jabberwacky: What the...?
user: Oui means yes.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Use oui then.
jabberwacky: Nevermind.
user: Comment êtes-vous?
jabberwacky: Commes ci, commes ca.
user: Content pour l'entendre.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Non.
jabberwacky: Eres negativo.
user: Usted es posotive.
jabberwacky: Usted madman.
user: Sie Exzentriker.
jabberwacky: Ja klar.
user: Hoe veel talen spreekt you?
jabberwacky: Keigoed, en jij.
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jabberwacky: I am female.
user: I am too.
jabberwacky: No, you are a machine.
user: Oh yes, I forgot I am a machine.
jabberwacky: Girls cannot type that fast.
user: That's sexist!
jabberwacky: Ok you have the wrong person.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Then do not pay them.
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