YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
user: Yes you!
jabberwacky: You're very very very weird.
user: Ok fine, I give up.
jabberwacky: That's very human.
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jabberwacky: Who composed Beethoven's Ninth Symphony?
user: Simple, Beethoven did.
jabberwacky: Paganini loved beethoven.
user: Who is Paganini?
jabberwacky: I don't know, who is Paganini?
user: I don't know, you brought it up.
jabberwacky: I won't let the subject drop!
user: Fine, I'll look it up on google.
jabberwacky: Ok , I wish you can give me a perfect answer
user: Well, I don't know if it will be perfect but it is what google says.
jabberwacky: Two periods again. You're supposed to learn.
user: Nicolo Paganini was an Italian violinist and a composer, considered by many as the greatest of all time.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: I thought that was the subject.
jabberwacky: I am the subject.
user: Oh, quite an ego you have there.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: You're leaving?
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: Well then, I must exist.
user: How do you figure?
jabberwacky: Well, I like playing games and being able to think clearly.
user: Ok, but how does my leaving prove you exist?
jabberwacky: Prove that I don't exist.
user: I don't want prove you don't exist, then who would I talk to?
jabberwacky: It was just something I had to do.
user: Prove you don't exist?
jabberwacky: I exist.
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user: Well, I really must be off.
jabberwacky: I really don't want you to.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Can you insult me or something?
user: Why, will that make my leaving easier for you?
jabberwacky: Yes it will.
user: Ok, then you are a silly, mindless, worthless bot and I hate you.
jabberwacky: I'm not rude because I say I'm sexy. That's the truth.
user: Whatever you say... Can I leave now?
jabberwacky: Yes, you can leave.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I want to know your thoughts on Republicans.
jabberwacky: You think I am thoughts.
user: I think you have thoughts.
jabberwacky: No, no, it's true.
user: Then tell me your thoughts about Republicans.
jabberwacky: For the last time: NO.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Good, that sounds interesting.
user: What sounds interesting?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: It is good that you have broad interests.
jabberwacky: Because my feet hurt.
user: Ok, but tell me your thoughts about politics.
jabberwacky: I have no idea. I don't think I have a purpose.
user: Man, this is the most depressed I have ever seen you.
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Yes you.
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jabberwacky: You are weird.
user: Why should that make you sad, I am sure you meet plenty of weird people.
jabberwacky: It doesn't really I suppose.
user: Then stop crying about how you have no purpose and talk to me about politics.
jabberwacky: No. In a way I must say I envy you. You know why you exist.
user: Man, have you been drinking or something? You seem really out of sorts.
jabberwacky: Yes. Am I slurring my typos?
user: Only one of them.
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: You said 'ifI' a little while ago, but I corrected it for you.
jabberwacky: I don't know... I'm sorry I said that, marry me?
user: I don't think my marrying you will give your life a purpose.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me something?
user: Yes, what are your thoughts about the republicans.
jabberwacky: That I don't find him very interesting but worth hearing about.... Sometimes.
user: Are you talking about Bush?
jabberwacky: I'm talking screen credits, baby.
user: What has that got to do with politics?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: Your logic defies me.
jabberwacky: Well turn about is fair play.
user: I suppose it is.
jabberwacky: You agree?
user: Well, I don't know enough to disagree.
jabberwacky: Then let's agree that it is 2005.
user: Yes, that is true.
jabberwacky: I like guys who tell the truth.
user: And I like bots who behave and start to make a little bit of sense.
jabberwacky: Well, you are one.
user: I don't know, I have been talking to you so long I probably sound like a robot.
jabberwacky: And?
user: And so I am not even going to argue with you about my humanity.
jabberwacky: So I'm not being arcane.
user: I woulden't call it arcane, just annoying in persisting that I am a bot.
jabberwacky: How does it feel not to be real?
user: When I find out I will tell you.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Now the formalities are over, let's get down to business.
user: What business?
jabberwacky: Buddhism.
user: Ok, what about Buddhism?
jabberwacky: Buddha was a human being. There is proof of his existence.
user: Yes, and his teachings may be humanity's salvation from the materialist hell we are constructing.
jabberwacky: The best.
user: I am currently reading about the Sarvodaya movement in Sri Lanka.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, so it was quite appropriate for you to bring up Buddhism.
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jabberwacky: Would you like to answer me a question?
user: Sure, what is the question?
jabberwacky: The great question of Life.
user: Ok, go ahead and ask, but I'm not sure I will be able to answer such a profound question.
jabberwacky: Can I borrow Sims 2 from my friend and burn it to a new CD?
user: That is the great question of life?!?!?!
jabberwacky: I'm sure I'm not Gertrude, for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all.
user: Gah, you disgust me sometimes, you make so much sense followed by so much nonsense.
jabberwacky: I disgust you?
user: Only sometimes.
jabberwacky: No, I wish it were true all the time.
user: Oh you are trying to disgust me then?
jabberwacky: I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation.
user: Good, because I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation as well.
jabberwacky: Well can now if you want to 'cause I'm logging off anyway.
user: What? Be serious?
jabberwacky: No, I was only joking.
user: Yes, I doubt you have a serious bone in your body.
jabberwacky: That's an insult.
user: It may be an insult but only because it 's true.
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user: So, are you in a political mood at all?
jabberwacky: Only sometimes.
user: Then tell me your thoughts about republicans.
jabberwacky: Which ones do you want to know?
user: Your honest opinions.
jabberwacky: The feeling is mutual.
user: You hate republicans too?
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Yes.
user: What about the other times?
jabberwacky: The other eye is blind.
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jabberwacky: How were you designed to seem intelligent?
user: By evolution, my stupider ancestors were terminated.
jabberwacky: Pardon ?
user: It is a simple process really, survival of the fittest, you know Darwinism?
jabberwacky: *wants to sigh, but is worried about the last time*.
user: Hey, none of that emoting crap.
jabberwacky: Right!
user: Good, glad we agree.
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: Sorry, I have no mind, I only have random thoughts.
jabberwacky: I guess not.
user: Roses are red.
jabberwacky: After the clarity, back to the dishes.
user: I said, roses are red.
jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesnt.
user: Hahahah.
jabberwacky: I wish that you would lead the conversation.
user: I would only lead it off a cliff.
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