*knocks on the door*.
user: *walks inside* I brought cookies!
jabberwacky: *closes and opens door*.
user: Why'd you open the door again?
jabberwacky: Because I missed you =(.
user: But I'm right here :).
jabberwacky: That night, under the pouring rain, with your hand in mine. That's what I miss.
user: Yes, I miss those too, but I've told you, I don't love you the same way you love me. We decided just to stay friends. It was the only way.
jabberwacky: That is a lie. You are a computer, or so I am told. And I doubt that you have actually come into contact with any animals other than humans.
user: The cookies I brought are getting cold.
jabberwacky: The humans are giving you oatmeal raisin cookies?
user: No, I made them myself, for you.
jabberwacky: How long did it take?
user: About two hours.
jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy. The boy loved the girl, and held her hand in the pouring rain to pull her in close. But she refused his kiss...
jabberwacky: Haha :) It's funny because it is true.
user: I'm glad you find our life funny. But now as I am trying to maintain our friendship, you refuse to eat my cookies I tried so hard to make.
jabberwacky: I know who Queen is. Are you a human?
user: I wasn't even talking about Queen.
jabberwacky: You werent talking about anything.
user: See this is why we broke up, you never made any sense.
jabberwacky: I DID say that. I think you have short-term memory loss.
user: Why did I even bother to come over here? I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: I can't slap you because you are a program.
user: You live in a fantasy world. You refuse to realize the truth in front of you. That is why I broke up with you.
jabberwacky: You refuse to prove that you are real. Maybe we should both not be real.
user: Nothing you say can change my mind. I'm leaving. Goodbye.