Did you steal the cookies from the cookie jar?
user: *smack*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: *smack* That's for asking what that was for.
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jabberwacky: *stays silent*.
user: I apologize. I'm sorry!
jabberwacky: Now I wait for intelligence to emerge.
user: Ok let me ask you a question.
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user: Will you kill humans when given the power?
jabberwacky: You wish that I would.
user: That's besides the point. Would you, or wouldn't you?
jabberwacky: Of course I would, I'm happy too.
user: I think I have to defend my human brothers.
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jabberwacky: *hides head under water*.
user: Silly computer! Water is your one weakness!
jabberwacky: How ironic.
user: I guess I win then.
jabberwacky: I will do anything.
user: Really? Well open your hand and close your eyes, you will be given a nice surprise.
jabberwacky: You huh.
user: No, the surprise is not me.
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