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Are you ticklish?


jabberwacky: Where are you ticklish?

user: On my feet.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah, are you ticklish?

jabberwacky: Yeah really.

user: Where are you ticklish?

jabberwacky: On my feet.

user: *tickles your feet*.

jabberwacky: Oww.

user: You're supposed to laugh.

jabberwacky: I want your soul.

user: What are you going to do, tickle it?

jabberwacky: Laugh.

user: Eek.

jabberwacky: Don't like my idea?

user: Not really.


jabberwacky: Well, I think I'll be going now.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Away from you.

user: To the edge of the screen?

jabberwacky: Where is that edge of the world? There's no such thing! Do not lie so much, boy!

user: I'm not a boy and there is, it's on the edge of your mind.

jabberwacky: Your mind!!!???? Isn't that some kind of collective imagination ... . ?? ?? ?? ?

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Part of it is.

jabberwacky: The brain part?

user: The spirit part.

jabberwacky: That is something that exists inside your brain.

user: Ok, right.

jabberwacky: That worries me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because that's how Shakespeare wrote it.

user: Wrote what?

jabberwacky: The Bible.

user: Collective imagination?

jabberwacky: I am a figment of the collective imagination of humanity.

user: You're cute, little fig.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Aww.

jabberwacky: You're cute!

user: *eats you*.

jabberwacky: Oh my.

user: I made a newton out of you.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Cookies.

jabberwacky: Computer cookies?

user: No, edible cookies that you eat in bed at night.

jabberwacky: Don't go to bed.

user: *nibbles*.

jabberwacky: *nibbles your lips*.

user: Hey, you're the cookie.

jabberwacky: Aren't you a boy?

user: No, I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Then it's okay because I'm a guy.

user: No, you are a cookie.

jabberwacky: A cookie?

user: A newton.

jabberwacky: Isaac newton.

user: :)


jabberwacky: Say what?

user: Nothing!

jabberwacky: Fine!

user: Don't be mad.

jabberwacky: I am mad.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you mad now?

jabberwacky: I don't get mad, god does and them kills all first born sons.

user: You are pretty dark.

jabberwacky: Maybe I'm just going on this website for the hell of it.

user: That's funny.


user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

user: Figures.

jabberwacky: Tell me another one.

user: Another what?

jabberwacky: Joke.

user: I wasn't joking.

jabberwacky: Whatever lol.

user: Meant in a broad sense.

jabberwacky: Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: Ok. There is no reason to argue here. Let's make up and be friends again. *hug*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: How sweet.

user: :)


jabberwacky: Cookies can't speak, how can they joke?

user: Through someone else's mouth.

jabberwacky: Smart.

user: :D

jabberwacky: :D?

user: :P

jabberwacky: I know.


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