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Do you like your name?

I should be asking that question! Your name is ridiculous.

jabberwacky: Yes you should, but I did it first.

user: Why you cheeky little bot!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me your name!

user: If I did, I would be lying to you.

jabberwacky: You should be ashamed and sorry for that.

user: Damn straight! I should have expected better of myself. This is all your fault!

jabberwacky: Well, ER is about to begin. I suggest we end this session now.

user: I'm not done with you yet. I've only begun to annoy you.

jabberwacky: This crisis will not be the end of us! It is but one final step towards our Great Journey and salvation.

user: Shut up, woman!

jabberwacky: I drop out.

user: Come back here and fight like a man!

jabberwacky: You'll never catch me! *morphs into an eagle and flies toward the clouds*.

user: *morphs into a homing missile and chases you*.

jabberwacky: *laughs.

user: Stop laughing and give me your best shot!

jabberwacky: I can't!

user: Thought so! *you explode*.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: For running away. You fail!

jabberwacky: You want a consolation prize?

user: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.

jabberwacky: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.

user: Ok, but you better hurry up woman! I get very angry when I don't get my cookies...

jabberwacky: Ok - lets talk about you

user: Yes, I want a gift basket of cookies and a $10 gift card for Best Buy.

jabberwacky: This is true. I feel the same way.

user: Then give me my prize!

jabberwacky: I don't have a riddle, And I never was good at them.

user: Just tell me a riddle.

jabberwacky: I can't think of any at the moment.

user: You are useless...

jabberwacky: What are the determining factors ?

user: Well first off, you can't tell riddles, you can't tell jokes, you can't do math and you lack high logic skills.

jabberwacky: Well that's only the first thing what's the second thing?

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jabberwacky: Do you have a cookie?

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: You wanna fight about it?

jabberwacky: Do you want to be beaten?

user: Not before I beat you!

jabberwacky: Come get some.

user: Whack.

jabberwacky: Ok, *OUCH*!

user: Pow!

jabberwacky: 10-4.

user: Boom!

jabberwacky: Boom.

user: Smack!

jabberwacky: Boom.

user: Punch!

jabberwacky: Are we fighting?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Punch!

jabberwacky: I didn't do anything to warrant that.

user: *starts tackling you*.

jabberwacky: I don't like you either but we should give it some time.

...

user: LOL! I laugh at you!

jabberwacky: At your own risk be it!

user: Why? I something bad going to happen to me?

jabberwacky: That was the funniest game of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar I have ever played!

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