Your optimism seems boundless.
jabberwacky: No, a chocolate chip cookie.
user: Oh, do you have a lot of chocolate?
jabberwacky: Not really, I don't have a job.
user: Yeah you do, talking to bums like me.
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: No, I'm a human. I do have lasers though.
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jabberwacky: Answer my question!
user: NO.
jabberwacky: My question is, 'are you literate?'
user: I already answered it.
jabberwacky: No you have not.
user: This is my answer: No.
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