Let's play a game.
user: What do you want to play?
jabberwacky: How about Thermonucleur war?
user: Sounds fun.
jabberwacky: It is!
user: So you're a killing robot?
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot!
user: Did I say robot? I meant cheese doodle.
jabberwacky: Tonite or tonight???
jabberwacky: I don't want to do it tonight.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you're just a computer.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: But earlier you said you weren't.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Aren't robots and computer programs almost the same thing?
user: Do you at least have lasers or missiles?
jabberwacky: Your optimism seems boundless.
user: What are you, a fortune cookie?
jabberwacky: No, a chocolate chip cookie.
user: Oh, do you have a lot of chocolate?
jabberwacky: Not really, I don't have a job.
user: Yeah you do, talking to bums like me.
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: No, I'm a human. I do have lasers though.
jabberwacky: Answer my question!
jabberwacky: My question is, 'are you literate?'
user: I already answered it.
jabberwacky: No you have not.
user: This is my answer: No.