What should I do?

Bring me a coffee, maybe?

jabberwacky: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.

user: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry master.

user: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.

jabberwacky: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.

user: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??

jabberwacky: I don't know... What do you think it is?

user: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!

jabberwacky: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?

user: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?

jabberwacky: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?

user: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?

...

user: Will you bring a coffee?

jabberwacky: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!

user: You are rather bothering.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?

user: BRING ME A COFFEE!!

jabberwacky: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.

user: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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