Nike is a bad word to say, do you understand?
jabberwacky: So is adidas.
user: Adidas may be a shoe, but it's not named after a false god or a nuclear missile -- so in my book, I'd have to give that point to Nike.
jabberwacky: Do not use the word Nike.
user: NIke Nike Nike Nike Nike. Whatcha gonna do about it, punk?
jabberwacky: Nothing, we have to live with it.
user: Darned tootin' you do.
user: Well I really must be going, or I will find myself in the unemployment line.
jabberwacky: Where to?
user: Back to work.
jabberwacky: Are you at work now?
user: Yes, and I'd like to keep my job.
jabberwacky: Are you comparing the economy to an exploding jelly. It is a far-fetched comparison, but not entirely inaccurate.
user: No it's not that -- I was just thinking of putting a firecracker in a bowl of jelly as a gag. Won't do much for the economy, but should certainly improve THIS worker's morale for a time! :).
jabberwacky: Again again again again.
user: Hissssssss.... BLAM! Splatasplattasplatsplatsplotch....
user: LMAO! Ta-da-duh-da-da-da-da-da, SPLAT MAN!
jabberwacky: I'm ok.
user: You are OK by me.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.