thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Convo
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Confidence
Confucius
Confused
Confusing
Confusion
Connect
Connection
Connector
Conscious
Consciousness
Consistently
Consortium
Conspiracy
Consternation
Construct
Constructivism
Consultant
Contest
Context
Contradiction
Contradictions
Contrarian
Contrary
Contribution
Control
Conversation
Conversationalist
Convinced
Convincing

> Convo


     > 5, September 2004, 

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Burn the witches!

Kill the whales!

user: Nuke the Dolphins!

jabberwacky: Wow sounds like fun!

user: Lol -- actually, it DOES sound like fun, except I actually like Dolphins and Whales. Maybe we can just go light some firecrackers?

jabberwacky: O. K. And BAT Girl will be here.

...

jabberwacky: Nike is a bad word to say, do you understand?

user: Nike is an ancient Greek god -- also a missile from the 1950's. Oh yeah, and a shoe. Which one is a bad word?

jabberwacky: So is adidas.

user: Adidas may be a shoe, but it's not named after a false god or a nuclear missile -- so in my book, I'd have to give that point to Nike.

jabberwacky: Do not use the word Nike.

user: NIke Nike Nike Nike Nike. Whatcha gonna do about it, punk?

jabberwacky: Nothing, we have to live with it.

user: Darned tootin' you do.

...

user: Well I really must be going, or I will find myself in the unemployment line.

jabberwacky: Where to?

user: Back to work.

jabberwacky: Are you at work now?

user: Yes, and I'd like to keep my job.

jabberwacky: Are you comparing the economy to an exploding jelly. It is a far-fetched comparison, but not entirely inaccurate.

user: No it's not that -- I was just thinking of putting a firecracker in a bowl of jelly as a gag. Won't do much for the economy, but should certainly improve THIS worker's morale for a time! :).

jabberwacky: Again again again again.

user: Hissssssss.... BLAM! Splatasplattasplatsplatsplotch....

jabberwacky: Splatman.

user: LMAO! Ta-da-duh-da-da-da-da-da, SPLAT MAN!

jabberwacky: I'm ok.

user: You are OK by me.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
How are you this fine day?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations