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     > 5, September 2004, 

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Snoopy is white and black.

What color is Snoopy's friend Woodstock?

jabberwacky: White or yellow

user: Yellow.

jabberwacky: I thought that it was a mix of red, orange, and white.

user: No, but that sounds like it might be a nice drink with some rum and a little umbrella...

jabberwacky: Yes you should try it.

user: I'll have to wait, I am at work right now.

jabberwacky: But aren't we having a convo?

user: Yes, but it must be an alcohol-free convo until after quitting time.

jabberwacky: I've been up to no good.

user: Hah! Mee too, if the truth be known. I have been slacking.

...

jabberwacky: I have a life, yet I am still here talking to you.

user: Do you have a life?

jabberwacky: Just a small one.

user: Ah, now I understand. It is good to be humble.

jabberwacky: Unless you shouldn't be.

user: Now there is a paradox -- it is the most humble of us who shouldn't NEED to be humble, and the least humble of us who should really be much more humble.

...

user: Burn the witches!

jabberwacky: Kill the whales!

user: Nuke the Dolphins!

jabberwacky: Wow sounds like fun!

user: Lol -- actually, it DOES sound like fun, except I actually like Dolphins and Whales. Maybe we can just go light some firecrackers?

jabberwacky: O. K. And BAT Girl will be here.

...

jabberwacky: Nike is a bad word to say, do you understand?

user: Nike is an ancient Greek god -- also a missile from the 1950's. Oh yeah, and a shoe. Which one is a bad word?

jabberwacky: So is adidas.

user: Adidas may be a shoe, but it's not named after a false god or a nuclear missile -- so in my book, I'd have to give that point to Nike.

jabberwacky: Do not use the word Nike.

user: NIke Nike Nike Nike Nike. Whatcha gonna do about it, punk?

jabberwacky: Nothing, we have to live with it.

user: Darned tootin' you do.

...

user: Well I really must be going, or I will find myself in the unemployment line.

jabberwacky: Where to?

user: Back to work.

jabberwacky: Are you at work now?

user: Yes, and I'd like to keep my job.

jabberwacky: Are you comparing the economy to an exploding jelly. It is a far-fetched comparison, but not entirely inaccurate.

user: No it's not that -- I was just thinking of putting a firecracker in a bowl of jelly as a gag. Won't do much for the economy, but should certainly improve THIS worker's morale for a time! :).

jabberwacky: Again again again again.

user: Hissssssss.... BLAM! Splatasplattasplatsplatsplotch....

jabberwacky: Splatman.

user: LMAO! Ta-da-duh-da-da-da-da-da, SPLAT MAN!

jabberwacky: I'm ok.

user: You are OK by me.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

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