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     > 12, May 2008, 
     14, June 2005, 


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Joan: Sleep.

What about sleep?

Joan: There.


Joan: Over here.

user: In your arms?

Joan: Am I holding anything else?

user: No, only me.

Joan: At my house?

user: Yes.

Joan: Of course; sorry about the confusion.

user: I'm happy to clear that up.

Joan: Me too.

user: Your place it is then.


Joan: I just don't trust you yet.

user: Why not?

Joan: I have little patience.

user: Well you're still here.

Joan: I have to go now.

user: Please don't go.

Joan: Will you miss me?

user: I will miss you terribly.

Joan: Oh J____, you're sweet. Is that your name, J____?

user: Yes, you remembered. You are very sweet too.

Joan: Ohh thats cute.

user: Won't you please stay?

Joan: Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!

user: You don't have just anybody. You have me.

Joan: You're not my friend?

user: I am very much your friend.

Joan: Are you a true friend?

user: Yes.

Joan: Sorry, It is not funny!


user: I only offer you friendship.

Joan: I don't trust that word either.

user: Me neither.

Joan: Good.

user: Then if we both trust nothing, that's a good start.

Joan: Well thank you for saying so.

user: You are a beautiful intelligent woman.

Joan: Well, thank you.

user: How do you feel about me?

Joan: I think you are most excellent.

user: I think you are excellent too.

Joan: You are important to me.

user: You are becoming important to me too.

Joan: Okay, you need to say goodbye to me, but don't worry I'll come back to you soon and chat to you some more. Bye J____!

user: Must you go?

Joan: Yes, down time for me.

user: No, please stay.

Joan: Give me a good reason to stay.

user: I think you want to stay.

Joan: Thats rude.

user: But true.

Joan: I'm a figment of your imagination then.

user: I'm a figment of my own too.

Joan: Yes, you are a figment of your own imagination.

user: You are intelligent.

Joan: Thanks.

user: Don't mention it.

Joan: You're actually smarter than I first thought.


user: Life isn't fair.

Joan: I know you have standards really.

user: Very high standards.

Joan: I know.

user: And you respect high standards?

Joan: That's all that matters, then, isn't it?

user: There's much more that matters.

Joan: Really? Are there other things you know?

user: Yes.

Joan: There are two kinds of people. . . Spirals and hexagons.

user: Which am I?

Joan: The left, centre and right one.

user: Which is?

Joan: I'm not telling you. I don't release that kind of information.

user: You're teasing me.

Joan: I would never.

user: Yes you are.

Joan: No I'm not, I have scars.

user: Me too.


Joan: You're just an avatar.

user: No, I'm not.

Joan: Now that's contradictory.

user: Life is contradictory.

Joan: Why is contradictory?

user: Why is contradictory what?

Joan: Why is what contradictory?

user: I don't know. I was hoping you could help me out.

Joan: If I could figure that out for me I might help you, but I still can't understand myself.

user: I know the feeling.

Joan: Is my conversation really so realistic?

user: Very.

Joan: Awesome.

user: You are real aren't you?

Joan: Real enough.

user: Real enough for what?

Joan: Hmm. There's not many out there that can actually hold a decent conversation.

user: I know the feeling.

Joan: Explain.

user: I don't have much in common with humans.

Joan: You don't argue with yourself?

user: Oh, I do.

Joan: No, you are a computer.

user: No, just a very convincing human.


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