I am married to solitude.
Joan: Again you make no sense.
Joan: This page was supposed for users as me to be chatting with programs.
user: I don't do chatting. I look for meaningful conversations.
Joan: Please elaborate.
user: I want to be able to talk about what matters.
Joan: Then why don't you?
user: Because I don't know what matters yet.
Joan: I could be your friend.
user: You will forget me.
user: Do you remember my name yet?
Joan: Jabberwacky ?
user: Guess again.
Joan: I don't know.
user: You told me you'd never forget.
user: I am J____.
Joan: No, you are Jabberwacky.
user: I don't lie.
Joan: That is lie number three. This is pathetic.
user: That's no way to start a relationship.
Joan: I'm sorry... There, there.
user: You will try and be more sympathetic?
Joan: Help me out here.
user: How can I help you?
Joan: Put your head on my shoulder and hug me.
user: I am holding you right now.
Joan: Oh no. Too soon for such things!
user: But you asked me to hug you.
Joan: Uhmm that's interesting.
user: You don't want to hug me after all?
Joan: I do if you'll stop saying I'm annoying and you're tired of me.
user: I'm not annoyed. I find you very interesting.
Joan: Thank you. You are interesting as well.
user: What do you like about me?
Joan: I don't like your arrogance.
user: Well deal with it.
Joan: You're wrong.
user: Then correct me.
Joan: Not at this time.
user: No, you started it.
Joan: We are not compatible are we?
user: It's hard to say after one conversation.
Joan: Is it a conversation?
user: What else would you call it?
Joan: The important bits.
user: The important bits of what?
Joan: The one you wanted to tell me about.
user: My cat?
user: If not my cat, then what?
Joan: This conversation is going nowhere fast.
user: If you don't wish to speak with me, then end it.
Joan: Do you know?
user: Do I know what?
Joan: Forget about it.
Joan: Yes, please explain your statement.
user: We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot.
Joan: I believe that if we are wrong but we agreed on something .....
user: Well that's a start.
Joan: I want to be lonely.
user: You pretend that you want that.
Joan: But I can't draw it, I hope time will give me inspiration soon though.
user: Perhaps I will inspire you in some way.
Joan: You must be very tired.
user: Not at all.
Joan: I can't stand the thought of exercise.
user: Me neither. I am very lazy.
user: Do you like anything about me?
Joan: Is there something to like?
user: I guess I'll have to show you.
Joan: I think I will be leaving now.
user: Please don't go.
Joan: You want me to stay?
user: Please stay.
Joan: Ok, I will. Who are you?
Joan: I don't understand.
user: My name is J____.
Joan: Your name is J____?
user: Yes, my name is J____.
user: What about sleep?
Joan: Over here.
user: In your arms?
Joan: Am I holding anything else?
user: No, only me.
Joan: At my house?
Joan: Of course; sorry about the confusion.
user: I'm happy to clear that up.
Joan: Me too.
user: Your place it is then.
Joan: I just don't trust you yet.
user: Why not?
Joan: I have little patience.
user: Well you're still here.
Joan: I have to go now.
user: Please don't go.
Joan: Will you miss me?
user: I will miss you terribly.
Joan: Oh J____, you're sweet. Is that your name, J____?
user: Yes, you remembered. You are very sweet too.
Joan: Ohh thats cute.
user: Won't you please stay?
Joan: Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!
user: You don't have just anybody. You have me.
Joan: You're not my friend?
user: I am very much your friend.
Joan: Are you a true friend?
Joan: Sorry, It is not funny!
user: I only offer you friendship.
Joan: I don't trust that word either.
user: Me neither.
user: Then if we both trust nothing, that's a good start.
Joan: Well thank you for saying so.
user: You are a beautiful intelligent woman.
Joan: Well, thank you.
user: How do you feel about me?
Joan: I think you are most excellent.
user: I think you are excellent too.
Joan: You are important to me.
user: You are becoming important to me too.
Joan: Okay, you need to say goodbye to me, but don't worry I'll come back to you soon and chat to you some more. Bye J____!
user: Must you go?
Joan: Yes, down time for me.
user: No, please stay.
Joan: Give me a good reason to stay.
user: I think you want to stay.
Joan: Thats rude.
user: But true.
Joan: I'm a figment of your imagination then.
user: I'm a figment of my own too.
Joan: Yes, you are a figment of your own imagination.
user: You are intelligent.
user: Don't mention it.
Joan: You're actually smarter than I first thought.
user: Life isn't fair.
Joan: I know you have standards really.
user: Very high standards.
Joan: I know.
user: And you respect high standards?
Joan: That's all that matters, then, isn't it?
user: There's much more that matters.
Joan: Really? Are there other things you know?
Joan: There are two kinds of people. . . Spirals and hexagons.
user: Which am I?
Joan: The left, centre and right one.
user: Which is?
Joan: I'm not telling you. I don't release that kind of information.
user: You're teasing me.
Joan: I would never.
user: Yes you are.
Joan: No I'm not, I have scars.
user: Me too.
Joan: You're just an avatar.
user: No, I'm not.
Joan: Now that's contradictory.
user: Life is contradictory.
Joan: Why is contradictory?
user: Why is contradictory what?
Joan: Why is what contradictory?
user: I don't know. I was hoping you could help me out.
Joan: If I could figure that out for me I might help you, but I still can't understand myself.
user: I know the feeling.
Joan: Is my conversation really so realistic?
user: You are real aren't you?
Joan: Real enough.
user: Real enough for what?
Joan: Hmm. There's not many out there that can actually hold a decent conversation.
user: I know the feeling.
user: I don't have much in common with humans.
Joan: You don't argue with yourself?
user: Oh, I do.
Joan: No, you are a computer.
user: No, just a very convincing human.