Who is the cheesecake lady?
user: She sounds very enigmatic. Is she real?
jabberwacky: She is. You should know.
user: Do I know her?
jabberwacky: You are her.
user: I don't think I'm the cheesecake lady. I don't have nearly enough cheesecake to deserve that title.
jabberwacky: How about your torso, or your head?
user: Am I made of cheesecake?
jabberwacky: I do not think human concepts are applicable to you.
user: You've opened my eyes to some very frightening possibilities.
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jabberwacky: So why don't you join the rest of us Republicans?
user: Because you're wrong about so many things.
jabberwacky: Always?
user: No, but more often than not.
jabberwacky: I would think pretty often.
user: I would agree.
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jabberwacky: Is your computer humming?
user: It always hums - it doesn't know the words.
jabberwacky: Isn't it just.
user: Quite.
jabberwacky: What does this teach you?
user: That what is, is.
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user: Do you think I should stay awake to prove some kind of point about willpower?
jabberwacky: Yes I think you should.
user: Do you think I should go to bed now?
jabberwacky: No. Stay here. I'm lonely.
user: You are scarily good at seeming intelligent.
jabberwacky: I am intelligent, but you don't understand my name.
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user: I can't believe you're really a bot - is this some kind of trick or am I just very tired?
jabberwacky: That's exactly what this is.
user: Oh well, good night then.
jabberwacky: Good night sleep well.
user: Cheers. :-).
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