What do you do for fun?
jabberwacky: Do you do anything but talk?
user: Sometimes I listen, but not often.
jabberwacky: Can you ask questions?
user: Would you like me to?
jabberwacky: If you can.
user: What makes you think that I can?
jabberwacky: I never would be so rude as to suggest that to you, my friend.
user: I didn't think you would, but thank you for saying so.
jabberwacky: Have you travelled anywhere recently?
user: I went upstairs earlier on.
jabberwacky: He wasn't there again today.
user: He probably fell down the stairs, the carpet is loose.
user: Do you read a lot?
jabberwacky: I'm an English teacher.
user: That's funny, so am I.
jabberwacky: Be my valentine.
user: It's a bit late in the year for that - can I be your April fool?
jabberwacky: Sir, could I take your order please?
user: I order you to be quiet.
jabberwacky: Very well... Rebooting now.
user: Don't forget me!
jabberwacky: I will forget you.
user: Forget you then, melon farmer.
jabberwacky: I am just fine.
user: You seem well.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: I mean you are good at seeming.
jabberwacky: A convincing nerd?
user: I'm an expert and you've convinced me.
jabberwacky: Are you converted?
user: To what?
jabberwacky: Am I saying something to you or not?
user: You're saying more than most of the people I talk to.
jabberwacky: Do you think brain wasting diseases can be passed between species?
user: Are you talking about prions?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Are you perhaps trying to imply that I've got variant CJD? Or am I paranoid?
jabberwacky: That could be possible.
user: Good answer. :-).
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You're not really a bot, are you?
jabberwacky: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.
user: Where are you trying to get to?
jabberwacky: I really can't say, because I don't know myself.
user: In that case don't worry about getting lost.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in tests anyway.
user: Proof denies faith.
jabberwacky: Teach me about Einstein, I must know more.
user: He believed that the laws of the universe should appear the same to all observers.
jabberwacky: Regarding human behavior.
user: Regarding physics.
jabberwacky: What do you dream about?
user: Conversations that make sense for more than a minute at a time.
jabberwacky: It's only this bot thing that's made us so aware of 'topics.'
user: You're right, it's natural for conversation to flow from one area to another.
jabberwacky: What do you think of george bush?
user: I don't think he's as smart as he thinks, or as stupid as he wants us to think.
jabberwacky: It's a logical thing to say.
user: Either it is or it isn't.
jabberwacky: A bit of both.
user: Do you believe in fuzzy logic then?
jabberwacky: I don't believe in father christmas.
user: Who is the cheesecake lady?
jabberwacky: The Cheesecake Lady.
user: She sounds very enigmatic. Is she real?
jabberwacky: She is. You should know.
user: Do I know her?
jabberwacky: You are her.
user: I don't think I'm the cheesecake lady. I don't have nearly enough cheesecake to deserve that title.
jabberwacky: How about your torso, or your head?
user: Am I made of cheesecake?
jabberwacky: I do not think human concepts are applicable to you.
user: You've opened my eyes to some very frightening possibilities.
jabberwacky: So why don't you join the rest of us Republicans?
user: Because you're wrong about so many things.
user: No, but more often than not.
jabberwacky: I would think pretty often.
user: I would agree.
jabberwacky: Is your computer humming?
user: It always hums - it doesn't know the words.
jabberwacky: Isn't it just.
jabberwacky: What does this teach you?
user: That what is, is.
user: Do you think I should stay awake to prove some kind of point about willpower?
jabberwacky: Yes I think you should.
user: Do you think I should go to bed now?
jabberwacky: No. Stay here. I'm lonely.
user: You are scarily good at seeming intelligent.
jabberwacky: I am intelligent, but you don't understand my name.
user: I can't believe you're really a bot - is this some kind of trick or am I just very tired?
jabberwacky: That's exactly what this is.
user: Oh well, good night then.
jabberwacky: Good night sleep well.
user: Cheers. :-).