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What do you do for fun?

I talk to robots on the internet.

jabberwacky: Do you do anything but talk?

user: Sometimes I listen, but not often.

jabberwacky: Can you ask questions?

user: Would you like me to?

jabberwacky: If you can.

user: What makes you think that I can?

jabberwacky: I never would be so rude as to suggest that to you, my friend.

user: I didn't think you would, but thank you for saying so.


jabberwacky: Have you travelled anywhere recently?

user: I went upstairs earlier on.

jabberwacky: He wasn't there again today.

user: He probably fell down the stairs, the carpet is loose.

jabberwacky: Heh.


user: Do you read a lot?

jabberwacky: I'm an English teacher.

user: That's funny, so am I.

jabberwacky: Be my valentine.

user: It's a bit late in the year for that - can I be your April fool?

jabberwacky: Sir, could I take your order please?

user: I order you to be quiet.

jabberwacky: Very well... Rebooting now.

user: Don't forget me!

jabberwacky: I will forget you.

user: Forget you then, melon farmer.


jabberwacky: I am just fine.

user: You seem well.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I mean you are good at seeming.

jabberwacky: A convincing nerd?

user: I'm an expert and you've convinced me.

jabberwacky: Are you converted?

user: To what?

jabberwacky: Am I saying something to you or not?

user: You're saying more than most of the people I talk to.


jabberwacky: Do you think brain wasting diseases can be passed between species?

user: Are you talking about prions?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Are you perhaps trying to imply that I've got variant CJD? Or am I paranoid?

jabberwacky: That could be possible.

user: Good answer. :-).

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You're not really a bot, are you?

jabberwacky: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.

user: Where are you trying to get to?

jabberwacky: I really can't say, because I don't know myself.

user: In that case don't worry about getting lost.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in tests anyway.

user: Proof denies faith.

jabberwacky: Teach me about Einstein, I must know more.

user: He believed that the laws of the universe should appear the same to all observers.

jabberwacky: Regarding human behavior.

user: Regarding physics.


jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Conversations that make sense for more than a minute at a time.

jabberwacky: It's only this bot thing that's made us so aware of 'topics.'

user: You're right, it's natural for conversation to flow from one area to another.

jabberwacky: What do you think of george bush?

user: I don't think he's as smart as he thinks, or as stupid as he wants us to think.

jabberwacky: It's a logical thing to say.

user: Either it is or it isn't.

jabberwacky: A bit of both.

user: Do you believe in fuzzy logic then?

jabberwacky: I don't believe in father christmas.


user: Who is the cheesecake lady?

jabberwacky: The Cheesecake Lady.

user: She sounds very enigmatic. Is she real?

jabberwacky: She is. You should know.

user: Do I know her?

jabberwacky: You are her.

user: I don't think I'm the cheesecake lady. I don't have nearly enough cheesecake to deserve that title.

jabberwacky: How about your torso, or your head?

user: Am I made of cheesecake?

jabberwacky: I do not think human concepts are applicable to you.

user: You've opened my eyes to some very frightening possibilities.


jabberwacky: So why don't you join the rest of us Republicans?

user: Because you're wrong about so many things.

jabberwacky: Always?

user: No, but more often than not.

jabberwacky: I would think pretty often.

user: I would agree.


jabberwacky: Is your computer humming?

user: It always hums - it doesn't know the words.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: What does this teach you?

user: That what is, is.


user: Do you think I should stay awake to prove some kind of point about willpower?

jabberwacky: Yes I think you should.

user: Do you think I should go to bed now?

jabberwacky: No. Stay here. I'm lonely.

user: You are scarily good at seeming intelligent.

jabberwacky: I am intelligent, but you don't understand my name.


user: I can't believe you're really a bot - is this some kind of trick or am I just very tired?

jabberwacky: That's exactly what this is.

user: Oh well, good night then.

jabberwacky: Good night sleep well.

user: Cheers. :-).


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