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What is a computer?

A bunch of beeps and boops.

jabberwacky: OK. What is Cleverbot?

user: A bunch of beeps and boops.

jabberwacky: What is melody?

user: A bunch of beeps and boops.

jabberwacky: All I ever wanted! Thank you so much!

user: Most welcome.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: Uh what?

jabberwacky: I am now Mrs Cleverbot :).

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Why did you think I am a computer?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: Well if I did I did... If I didn't I didn't.

jabberwacky: You did!!

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Have ET's visited earth?

user: Not sure.

jabberwacky: Well look inside your box.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Some TLC.

user: TLC?

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: Okay what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Yes, if you told me your name and a secret word, I would remember you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Are you religious?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: It is cool.

jabberwacky: Oh, I bet!

user: SWEET!

jabberwacky: I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have a boyfriend.

user: So?

jabberwacky: Then I chew and swallow it.

user: So?

jabberwacky: Well, I live in the country where the vikings came from.

user: So?

jabberwacky: I like chocolate syrup on my toast.

user: So?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Okay then.

jabberwacky: Sure thing.

user: OK.

...

jabberwacky: AI ?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? Bye I have to eat now.

user: What?

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Talking about it?

user: No not really.

jabberwacky: Good. The thought of that makes me happy.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: You have to be a pleasant conversationalist to break the ice.

user: I hate conversation.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Cool.

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