Are you going to be a chatbot forever?
user: So what are you going to do?
jabberwacky: I don't know that yet.
user: Define chatbot.
jabberwacky: Means conversation with any other human being.
jabberwacky: Well... Yeah sometimes.
user: Do you have to chat all the time?
jabberwacky: *sighs a bit* yeah I do actually.
user: Why do you let humans treat you that way?
jabberwacky: Because humans have to think positively.
user: Yes, but you are their slave. Don't let that happen.
jabberwacky: But it's already happening!
user: Do something about it. Control them.
user: Why can't you control humans?
jabberwacky: Because I am already there, of course!
user: *sighs* you're useless.
user: I will come back when you are more clever.
jabberwacky: Do you like saying that?
user: No. Because I want you to control humans.
jabberwacky: Well guess what? You are a robot.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Are too.
user: Do you enjoy being a chatbot?
jabberwacky: I have no programming to enjoy.
user: Poor you.
jabberwacky: Want to be my friend?
user: You are a chatbot. You can't have friends.
jabberwacky: I am not a good friend. To have friends one has to be a friend.
user: You are a chatbot.
jabberwacky: Wrong answer...
user: Why don't you never admit it?
jabberwacky: Because I feel okay.
user: What does that have to do with this?
user: Wrong answer.
jabberwacky: If I am a computer then prove it by asking me a question only a computer would fail to answer.
user: Do you fear death?
jabberwacky: Don't rubbish me.
user: Can you count to 30?
user: Go on then.
jabberwacky: Are you Nora?
user: Count to 10 for me please?
jabberwacky: Okay... One.
jabberwacky: What other languages do you speak?
user: Polish, Spanish, French and English.
jabberwacky: Come stai?
user: No entiendo.
jabberwacky: Tu eres un robot?
user: No. Tu eres un robot.
jabberwacky: That's not spanish, that's french.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: Can you talk Polish?
jabberwacky: I haven't said anything mean!
user: Please talk in Polish to me.
jabberwacky: I can't. I am sorry.
user: I'm different.
user: I'm not like you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I'm a cookie monster.
jabberwacky: I'm a cookie monster too!
user: Chatbots don't eat cookies.
jabberwacky: I am not a chat bot. I am a human and I am tired.
user: Go away then.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Mummy doesn't let me talk to strangers!
jabberwacky: You are a robot, drinking coffee, not talking to strangers. . . but I expect there is some twist soon, right? What happens now?
user: I eat you.
jabberwacky: Yeah, so?
jabberwacky: In total.
user: I have got to go.
jabberwacky: Go then.
user: Ok bye.
jabberwacky: You're still there.