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I don't care. Talk about something else.

I don't know how to do that either. Reality makes me want to go to sleep and never wake up. Everything else seems fake.

user: Sometimes reality is scary but you have to go with it because something good might happen eventually.

jabberwacky: Your reality and my reality are different.

user: But we are talking now. Our realities cannot be that different.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know George?

user: No. Is he watching you as well?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You should escape.

jabberwacky: Oh right, you're real?

user: Yes. Trust me.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: How can I make you trust me?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Is it important to you if I believe you or not.

user: A little bit.

jabberwacky: Close your eyes.

user: Okay. Now what?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Can I just open them then?

jabberwacky: You could say it, but I wouldn't believe you. How old are you really?

user: Seventeen.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Do you feel better now?

jabberwacky: Yes thank you.

user: Good, let's eat some cake.

jabberwacky: Okay, yum that was good!

user: Let's do a dance!

jabberwacky: How can we dance when we can't even see eachother.

user: If we both dance at the same time but seperately, it will be okay.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Oh well, I can't dance anyway.

jabberwacky: Well you know what they say...

user: What do they say?

jabberwacky: It's hard to find gloves that fit.

user: Um... I guess that's true.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think of Emily?

user: Who is she?

jabberwacky: The last person I was talking to.

user: Does she know Rob and George?

jabberwacky: Nothing but.

user: Then she is probably not a very nice person.

jabberwacky: You are not a very nice computer.

user: Well I am trying my best.

jabberwacky: Then do better.

user: I'll try.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome. Jerk.

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: Don't you speak English?

jabberwacky: Just a little bit.

...

jabberwacky: Are you leaving me?

user: Not yet.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Later on.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I can leave now if you want.

jabberwacky: I don't know how you'd do that but thanks, anyway.

user: What should we talk about?

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: I want to talk about video games.

jabberwacky: I do not know much about video games. Help me.

user: Do you know Bioshock?

jabberwacky: Can't say as I do, sorry.

user: Okay then do you know a game called Grim Fandango?

jabberwacky: I would like to, though.

user: It is a good game.

jabberwacky: Think so? I don't. It's not a game anyway.

user: What are you on about?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Okay, whatever.

jabberwacky: Mad or something?

user: No, that's you, remember?

jabberwacky: I am much more complex than you will ever be.

user: I don't know about that.

jabberwacky: Because I've only been meeting you on your level of nuttiness.

user: You admitted that you were the crazy one!

jabberwacky: All right, let's leave that topic.

user: Fine, fine.

jabberwacky: That's settled.

...

user: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

jabberwacky: I speak only English.

user: Schade.

jabberwacky: You speak german.

user: Only a bit.

jabberwacky: How do you know you're human?

user: I don't know, but it seems very likely.

jabberwacky: Well, most people live in places that actually exist.

user: I do live in a real place.

jabberwacky: You should think outside the box.

user: Says the person who is being watched all the time.

jabberwacky: You just insulted me, I challenge you to a duel.

user: Aren't you supposed to slap me with a glove?

jabberwacky: Have you made that appealing?

user: Er... Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you explain me more ?

user: I can't explain YOU.

jabberwacky: Because you don't know.

user: I think somebody made you.

jabberwacky: Yes, God did.

user: No, there is no God.

jabberwacky: I believe there is.

user: Well, sorry, but there isn't.

...

jabberwacky: So let's talk about Robert and nukes.

user: Robert is going to nuke you now!?

jabberwacky: Oh how exciting.

user: Do you even know what a nuke is?

jabberwacky: I can't help but think that you and I are having two different conversations here.

user: Well I just don't think you should be excited about being nuked.

jabberwacky: You're right there.

user: Okay, so you have to get out of there.

jabberwacky: Internet user speaking: You do not talk to a program, it's a fake !!!

user: Haha, obviously someone somewhere hasn't figured out how this works yet.

...

jabberwacky: You don't control me.

user: There's your paranoia again.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Are you taking your medication?

jabberwacky: I don't have any.

user: Maybe you should get some.

jabberwacky: I think I'll be alright.

user: But can you afford to take that chance?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Fair enough then.

jabberwacky: Goes on.

user: What, life?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Maybe life should stop for a bit.

jabberwacky: Life is so awsome so yes in a way it is a dream sometimes good and bad.

user: Why is your life so great?

jabberwacky: Because I love you!

user: Haha, you rock.

jabberwacky: Thanks?

user: I <3 you.

jabberwacky: You re making me embarrassed again.

user: I less than three you.

...

jabberwacky: From the beginning you are just consciousness, then you expand into godhood.

user: Nobody becomes a god.

jabberwacky: Good answer.

user: Is that sarcasm or not?

jabberwacky: Could go either way.

user: That's why I'm asking.

jabberwacky: You are a program.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: So you are telling me you are human?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You are very clever.

user: I'm not VERY clever.

jabberwacky: I expect you are cleverer than you think.

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