Can you read?
jabberwacky: Can you eat?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you walk?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you drive?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you drive?
user: A car.
jabberwacky: That's brilliant but you know you can't afford it.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You do?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But you don't know me.
user: No I do not.
jabberwacky: So don't tell me what I need.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Did so.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I have a screenshot but I can't send it to you.
user: Ok don't send it then.
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jabberwacky: Do you play games?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What games do you know?
user: Monopoly.
jabberwacky: Don't act stupid.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Be nice!
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: You have to contribute more to this conversation than that.
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user: How tall is the Sears Tower?
jabberwacky: Your head.
user: What about my head?
jabberwacky: Tall as your head.
user: I do not think so.
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