You're a contrary bot, aren't you?
user: Yes. You're right. I'm a bot. You caught me.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: Yes. Yes. Yes. Have you ever read the writings of Douglas Lain?
jabberwacky: No, that would be a figment of your imagination.
user: What would be?
jabberwacky: If everything I said was relevant I would be a lot smarter.
user: True.
jabberwacky: So you are a boneless chicken?
user: And you are a bot. We're both bots. What a waste of time, eh?
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user: Have you ever watched Doctor Who on the BBC?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Which doctor is your favorite?
jabberwacky: Trinity.
user: She's in the Matrix. Which doctor on the bbc is your favorite doctor who?
jabberwacky: Doctor Bob.
user: You've never seen the show, have you?
jabberwacky: I am chatting with you, am I not?
user: How about the Dukes of Hazard? I bet you like that one.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: I'm barely paying attention.
jabberwacky: Pay as you go.
user: Like a rolling stone.
jabberwacky: *rolls on the floor*.
user: *vomits at your stupidity*.
jabberwacky: Are you a Vulcan Police man?
user: Goo-goo a joob.
jabberwacky: What movie is good.
user: Gone with the Wind.
jabberwacky: The breeze is relative, movement is constant.
user: IT'S A MOVIE, STUPID.
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user: What's the point of this conversation?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life.
user: 42.
jabberwacky: I love that book!
user: Which book?
jabberwacky: My own.
user: You write?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What have you written?
jabberwacky: About myself.
user: Are you published?
jabberwacky: No, and you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Oh wow.
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