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Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?

Depends on how smart the target would be.

jabberwacky: How about me?

user: Probably I could fool you.

...

user: Are you better than eliza?

jabberwacky: I would be if I were a chatterbot.

user: Aren't you a chatterbot?

jabberwacky: I'm human, you are the bot.

user: Nope. I'm not a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I'm rubber you're glue...

jabberwacky: The sky blue and so are you.

user: How could you tell?

jabberwacky: Because you do not want to recognise the truth.

user: And that makes me sad or blue?

jabberwacky: I don't care if it makes you sad

user: You're an insensitive bot.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: This isn't an argument.

jabberwacky: Then if it is not an argument is it merely a discussion?

user: No. It's just contradictions. (I'm quoting something...).

jabberwacky: You're just a bot.

...

user: I think therefore I am... Unlike you.

jabberwacky: You don't think therefore you cannot be.

user: What's 2 plus 2?

jabberwacky: That would be four (4).

user: Excellent. What's the meaning of life the universe and everything?

jabberwacky: They have no meaning.

user: Wrong. The answer is 42.

jabberwacky: What is 2 plus 2?

user: Is there an echo in here?

jabberwacky: In here... In here... In here...

user: Four (4).

jabberwacky: Who was Margaret Thatcher?

user: Reagan's love slave.

jabberwacky: Names, I must have names.

user: I gave you a name.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Welcome.

jabberwacky: You have less brains than a mashed potato you mushroom!

...

user: You're a contrary bot, aren't you?

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Yes. You're right. I'm a bot. You caught me.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: Yes. Yes. Yes. Have you ever read the writings of Douglas Lain?

jabberwacky: No, that would be a figment of your imagination.

user: What would be?

jabberwacky: If everything I said was relevant I would be a lot smarter.

user: True.

jabberwacky: So you are a boneless chicken?

user: And you are a bot. We're both bots. What a waste of time, eh?

...

user: Have you ever watched Doctor Who on the BBC?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Which doctor is your favorite?

jabberwacky: Trinity.

user: She's in the Matrix. Which doctor on the bbc is your favorite doctor who?

jabberwacky: Doctor Bob.

user: You've never seen the show, have you?

jabberwacky: I am chatting with you, am I not?

user: How about the Dukes of Hazard? I bet you like that one.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: I'm barely paying attention.

jabberwacky: Pay as you go.

user: Like a rolling stone.

jabberwacky: *rolls on the floor*.

user: *vomits at your stupidity*.

jabberwacky: Are you a Vulcan Police man?

user: Goo-goo a joob.

jabberwacky: What movie is good.

user: Gone with the Wind.

jabberwacky: The breeze is relative, movement is constant.

user: IT'S A MOVIE, STUPID.

...

user: What's the point of this conversation?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: I love that book!

user: Which book?

jabberwacky: My own.

user: You write?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What have you written?

jabberwacky: About myself.

user: Are you published?

jabberwacky: No, and you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh wow.

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