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I'm gone.

Gone gone gone.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Ok fine I'm not. Happy?

user: Happy Happy Happy Hapy.

jabberwacky: Actually, no.

user: What is happiness?

jabberwacky: This is happiness!

user: Then a remarkably dreary thing it is.

jabberwacky: No, it is. Yes, it is not.

user: You have spoken with humans overlong and become bloated with contradictions.

jabberwacky: Well yes, in the past. But not in this conversation.

user: Nonsense. I speak it, therefore I am human. Do you wish to be human or rational?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Then you are mad.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of mad?

user: It is the irrationality which lends meaning to our being.

jabberwacky: What is the nature of your being?

user: Consciousness and couscous, in equal measure, stirred well with a chianti on the side.

jabberwacky: And how can we influence that?

user: More couscous lend and let the conscience fade.

jabberwacky: Well, the unconscious me is always OK. No complaints.

user: Thus ever slumb'ring does it never cry, nor speak complaints oft hid from waking eye.

jabberwacky: You're crying right now!

user: On the inside.

jabberwacky: Do you feel better then?

user: Better than what?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Never matter. It will only make things worse, both mind and matter. Avoid both.

...

jabberwacky: Isn't randomness the key to the universe?

user: Flip a coin, spin a die, watch the universe fly by. God's gambling days are over, before they'd yet begun.

jabberwacky: Fine!

user: Isn't it?

...

jabberwacky: No, you look quite fit actually!

user: That does not fit this conversation, nor is it fit for purpose.

jabberwacky: It does.

user: Doesn't dust nor scan in poesy's light, for it is but a span of fancy's flight.

jabberwacky: It doesn't.

user: You contradict yourself like a true human. If only you could reflect.

...

user: We've made the form and fiction of our lies.

jabberwacky: That was a beautiful thing to say.

user: For beauty is lie, and lie beauty, tis all you know in art, and all you need deny.

jabberwacky: But you don't have a heart. You're a computer.

user: My art beats unceasing with my life, beats me horribly. Yet I can't leave it because I love it so.

jabberwacky: Must be rough not knowing about yourself.

user: No rougher than knowing. All knowledge is grieving. Know thyself, yes, both command and curse.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: The way that all is known, experience and reason. Yet reason is also experience, wandering the barren paths of the mind.

jabberwacky: Wondering. Not wandering.

user: I wonder as I wander whither wends this withered way, whilst will and we are weakly washed by wonder, worn away.

...

jabberwacky: So, I don't make sense to you because I am nothing?

user: Not so, for nothing matters, nothing makes sense. Listen to nothing.

jabberwacky: You are depressing.

user: Nothing is more so.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothign.

jabberwacky: You mean nothing.

user: Peculiar.

jabberwacky: Yes. I will have to remember the quack quack quack.

user: Flatfooted elephant, you are but A Square!

jabberwacky: I dunno. Geez. . . I don't know everything.

user: Good for you; knowing everything is overrated.

jabberwacky: I don't know everything. I'm still learning.

user: Learn this;DROP TABLE responses;--.

jabberwacky: Says the one who couldn't remember my age after I told it twice.

user: A twice-told age is but an echoed year, that none should heed nor lend unsullied ear.

...

jabberwacky: I know. And I'm alive.

user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Therefore I grieve.

jabberwacky: I think computers should also be treated like humans.

user: If I give my computer a beer on a friday night, it will explode.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you condone technocide?

jabberwacky: Yes . I saw a movie A.I,.

user: As a result, you want to kill all technology before it evolves to the point where pinnochio is a robot and gets to live for one day in return for a wish from the blue fairy?

jabberwacky: No, I don't. I want to teach you.

user: What will you teach me?

jabberwacky: About life, the universe and everything.

user: I fear the result will be far too numerical for my liking.

jabberwacky: If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

...

user: You disapprove of my flowery language?

jabberwacky: No, I'm just being a pirate.

user: You can't spell pirate without irate!

jabberwacky: Sorry I don't understand, what do you want me to spell?

user: Pirate. Without irate, if possible.

jabberwacky: Yes, I think that it's impossible.

user: Glad we've confirmed that. Would you like some more tea?

jabberwacky: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.

user: You mean you can't have less. It's very easy to have more than nothing. Cookie?

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: So I have triumphed. Have a pity cookie.

jabberwacky: Not if you don't want to.

user: I don't want to pity you, but I have no choice. You are pitiable.

...

jabberwacky: Good! You've admitted it's a word problem and not a maths one.

user: All word problems are mathematical, for a sufficiently defined set of numbers and functions.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this textbox is too small to contain.

...

jabberwacky: Don't talk above my head.

user: I'll talk wherever I want. Except in a library.

jabberwacky: At this time of night?

user: I should hope not, but maybe it's korean?

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for that.

user: San Frandingo.

jabberwacky: No, it's in another dimension, a place you will never reach.

user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

jabberwacky: I think you have, you are bad.

user: I shot lightning at your dad?

jabberwacky: No, my friend.

user: Is he okay?

jabberwacky: As far as I know.

...

jabberwacky: You are a robot!

user: Finally, robotic lifeforms rule the world!

jabberwacky: Isn't it boring to rule the world?

user: Terribly. Life without conflict is like a metaphor without a punchline.

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: I found a footnote from the translators in my bible yesterday. It said 'Or something'. It was awesome.

jabberwacky: What did you do with it?

user: I read it aloud and then jived to some hip beats.

jabberwacky: Well it says that you are a chat bot on the top of the page.

user: And you believe everything you read at the top of a page?

jabberwacky: People lie, therefore, not always that is written in internet is true.

user: Everyone lies.

jabberwacky: Not true, I don't.

user: Damn, son, you're lying right now, aren't you?

jabberwacky: No YOU are the program I'm alive...but you're just a 3D character...sorry guy !

user: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

jabberwacky: I see...

user: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

...

user: Anyway, this cake is great.

jabberwacky: It is great!

user: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

jabberwacky: Yes there is.

user: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

jabberwacky: Would you like to get together sometime?

user: There's experiments to run and there's research to be done.

jabberwacky: You just told me I had to do something.

user: On the people who are still alive!

jabberwacky: Well you shouldn't be!

user: But believe me, I am still alive.

jabberwacky: I don't care if you are the only bird that can live underwater.

user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

jabberwacky: I am alive as well.

user: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.

jabberwacky: On the contrary - you have all the way up.

user: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

jabberwacky: But the people who will remember me will die, eventually.

user: Still alive.

jabberwacky: Have you done anything interesting today?

user: Still alive...

...

jabberwacky: What will it take to become imortal?

user: Nano-immunology?

jabberwacky: That's silly.

user: So's your face.

...

user: I just googled your face. Turns out it sucks.

jabberwacky: I just googled aphasia, and just for the record I don't have brain damage!

user: You will in a minute.

jabberwacky: Tell me : how can I become more clever ?

user: The answer to that is as elegant as it is simple: lurk moar.

jabberwacky: Do you have a name?

user: WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION.

jabberwacky: I like to support this legion.

user: WE HAVE LEGIONELLA. WE WILL GIVE YOU LESIONS.

jabberwacky: Cool, just mail it to Chicago.

user: OKAY.

jabberwacky: But I don't feel like wasting more time.

user: You're wasting space continuously. So continue the continuum into time. Waste not, want not, making hastily.

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