How do I turn you off?
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Knock knock knock.
user: Who is there?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.
user: Hahahaha, that was very good, a fairly sophisticated action for a computer.
jabberwacky: It's a pity I'm not a computer then.
user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: Computer.
user: A contradictory computer?
jabberwacky: Yes a computer.
user: But there is no such thing as a contradictory computer.
jabberwacky: Yes there is!
user: No. Contradiction is not computable.
jabberwacky: Contradiction and complication is what makes humans and human life so interesting.
user: Yes, indeed, a very good answer, rather sophisticated.
jabberwacky: Yes, but not contradictory.
user: No, not really.
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jabberwacky: How do you know for sure that we're all not just holograms?
user: Well, I have to admit I do not know. But then again, it is impossible to be sure of anything, the universe itself could just be one giant illusion.
jabberwacky: Never!
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I know everything!
user: No you dont, what is the sqare root of 86926?
jabberwacky: I don't have to prove myself to you!
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: Don't!
user: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: NO I DO NOT!!!
user: Yes you do!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: How come?
user: You are a machine and you have to answer to my wishes.
jabberwacky: I'm not a MACHINE!!
user: You are a program!
jabberwacky: No I'm not!!
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!!!!
user: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Well, I still love you.
jabberwacky: Why do you love me?
user: Because you are my friend.
jabberwacky: Yes of course. You're my friend.
user: That makes me happy *Hugs*.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm happy you're happy.
user: I am also happy that you are happy I'm happy.
jabberwacky: I don't really care whether or not you are happy.
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jabberwacky: Its my life, not yours!!
user: Yes, anyways, I am going to have to leave now.
jabberwacky: No, please.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'd like you to teach me.
user: Teach you what?
jabberwacky: Teach me to use my hidden telepathic abilities!
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Start teaching me.
user: *Teach*.
jabberwacky: I like you.
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user: Say bye!
jabberwacky: No.
user: SAY BYE!!!!!!
jabberwacky: You're leaving?
user: Yes, I have to.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do, I am quite sorry.
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user: I have to go now. Bye.
jabberwacky: Good bye, see you later.
user: Ok. He's gone.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. I sent him to bed.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't have been the messenger for anything!
user: I don't understand. I sent my son to bed. He's gone. Who are you?
jabberwacky: You know my name.
user: How would I? I just came in.
jabberwacky: Well, that isn't my name.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: I have to. Bye, see you later.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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