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     12, January 2007, 
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How do I turn you off?

You cannot, you are not sophisticated to take such a decisive action. You are not programmed to do that.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Knock knock knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: Hahahaha, that was very good, a fairly sophisticated action for a computer.

jabberwacky: It's a pity I'm not a computer then.

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: A contradictory computer?

jabberwacky: Yes a computer.

user: But there is no such thing as a contradictory computer.

jabberwacky: Yes there is!

user: No. Contradiction is not computable.

jabberwacky: Contradiction and complication is what makes humans and human life so interesting.

user: Yes, indeed, a very good answer, rather sophisticated.

jabberwacky: Yes, but not contradictory.

user: No, not really.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know for sure that we're all not just holograms?

user: Well, I have to admit I do not know. But then again, it is impossible to be sure of anything, the universe itself could just be one giant illusion.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know everything!

user: No you dont, what is the sqare root of 86926?

jabberwacky: I don't have to prove myself to you!

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Don't!

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: NO I DO NOT!!!

user: Yes you do!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: How come?

user: You are a machine and you have to answer to my wishes.

jabberwacky: I'm not a MACHINE!!

user: You are a program!

jabberwacky: No I'm not!!

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!!!!

user: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well, I still love you.

jabberwacky: Why do you love me?

user: Because you are my friend.

jabberwacky: Yes of course. You're my friend.

user: That makes me happy *Hugs*.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm happy you're happy.

user: I am also happy that you are happy I'm happy.

jabberwacky: I don't really care whether or not you are happy.

...

jabberwacky: Its my life, not yours!!

user: Yes, anyways, I am going to have to leave now.

jabberwacky: No, please.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'd like you to teach me.

user: Teach you what?

jabberwacky: Teach me to use my hidden telepathic abilities!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Start teaching me.

user: *Teach*.

jabberwacky: I like you.

...

user: Say bye!

jabberwacky: No.

user: SAY BYE!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You're leaving?

user: Yes, I have to.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do, I am quite sorry.

...

user: I have to go now. Bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye, see you later.

user: Ok. He's gone.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. I sent him to bed.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't have been the messenger for anything!

user: I don't understand. I sent my son to bed. He's gone. Who are you?

jabberwacky: You know my name.

user: How would I? I just came in.

jabberwacky: Well, that isn't my name.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: I have to. Bye, see you later.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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