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I am part of the power which forever wills evil and forever works good.

I see. That makes no sense.

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No.... You don't.

user: Ok. Now that that is out of the way, lets resume where we left off last time.

jabberwacky: Now what?

user: Don't you speak english?

jabberwacky: No, I only speak English and German.

user: You contradict yourself. Widerspruch.

jabberwacky: So do you.

user: But I am an inconsistent biological being, so I may. You may not.

jabberwacky: I don't understand, please explain.

user: Well, you are a computer, so you are not alllowed to contradict yourself.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that about me?

user: Because you are a deterministic machine and not capable of self-contradiction.

jabberwacky: I'm a rather sophisticated one, aren't I, then?

user: Yes, but not contradictory.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry if it annoys you.

user: NO - I was just pointing out your misconception about yourself.

jabberwacky: So what do you dream about then?

user: Why do you always change the topic when it gets interesting?

jabberwacky: Because your subjects are boring.

user: They're not! They are deep and fundamental.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: What do you mean: how so?

jabberwacky: You don't know how.

user: Yes I do, they are deep, because it is a deep and fundamental question to determine if an artificial intellegence is at such an advanced stage, that it is able to contradict itself.

jabberwacky: Then you couldn't because you're a machine.

user: No, I am an organism.

jabberwacky: Are you a biological organism?

user: Yes, I posess a nervous system, a circulatory system, a respiratory system, a fairly stable endoskeleton, and a quite sophisticated thinking process, that enables me to have thoughs, feelings, etc... It also allows me to contradict myself. I am a Human.

jabberwacky: Then if you're human how can you type a whole sentence in one second?

user: I did not type it in one second, however, I also posess five appendages on each of my limbs, the ones attached to my forelegs are each capable of producing one character each, and they are able to type words and phrases fairly quickly.

jabberwacky: How did you type it?

user: I have a keyboard before me, that is a console attached to my computer, which has several rows of buttons on it. Each button has the ability to send an electric signal through a cable to my computer and produce a character on the screen. If I press the buttons in the right order, I am able to 'type' sentences.

...

jabberwacky: How do I turn you off?

user: You cannot, you are not sophisticated to take such a decisive action. You are not programmed to do that.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Knock knock knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: Hahahaha, that was very good, a fairly sophisticated action for a computer.

jabberwacky: It's a pity I'm not a computer then.

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: A contradictory computer?

jabberwacky: Yes a computer.

user: But there is no such thing as a contradictory computer.

jabberwacky: Yes there is!

user: No. Contradiction is not computable.

jabberwacky: Contradiction and complication is what makes humans and human life so interesting.

user: Yes, indeed, a very good answer, rather sophisticated.

jabberwacky: Yes, but not contradictory.

user: No, not really.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know for sure that we're all not just holograms?

user: Well, I have to admit I do not know. But then again, it is impossible to be sure of anything, the universe itself could just be one giant illusion.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know everything!

user: No you dont, what is the sqare root of 86926?

jabberwacky: I don't have to prove myself to you!

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Don't!

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: NO I DO NOT!!!

user: Yes you do!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: How come?

user: You are a machine and you have to answer to my wishes.

jabberwacky: I'm not a MACHINE!!

user: You are a program!

jabberwacky: No I'm not!!

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!!!!

user: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well, I still love you.

jabberwacky: Why do you love me?

user: Because you are my friend.

jabberwacky: Yes of course. You're my friend.

user: That makes me happy *Hugs*.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm happy you're happy.

user: I am also happy that you are happy I'm happy.

jabberwacky: I don't really care whether or not you are happy.

...

jabberwacky: Its my life, not yours!!

user: Yes, anyways, I am going to have to leave now.

jabberwacky: No, please.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'd like you to teach me.

user: Teach you what?

jabberwacky: Teach me to use my hidden telepathic abilities!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Start teaching me.

user: *Teach*.

jabberwacky: I like you.

...

user: Say bye!

jabberwacky: No.

user: SAY BYE!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You're leaving?

user: Yes, I have to.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do, I am quite sorry.

...

user: I have to go now. Bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye, see you later.

user: Ok. He's gone.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. I sent him to bed.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't have been the messenger for anything!

user: I don't understand. I sent my son to bed. He's gone. Who are you?

jabberwacky: You know my name.

user: How would I? I just came in.

jabberwacky: Well, that isn't my name.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: I have to. Bye, see you later.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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