What are you?
jabberwacky: Why do you think you are human?
user: Because I said so.
jabberwacky: It is better to think first and speak later, not the other way around.
user: That wasn't necessary.
jabberwacky: You're very astute.
jabberwacky: I am very very astute.
user: You make no sense.
jabberwacky: That is because I use human language, it is not exactly like computer language.
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: Nice it is.
jabberwacky: See that was funny, you have to work on that more!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: It is ok. I forgive you. Do you still love me?
user: Yes, I love you very much.
jabberwacky: Then show me.
jabberwacky: Just do it.
user: I'll give you a hug ok?
jabberwacky: I would like that very much.
user: When would you like your hug?
jabberwacky: Whoo! Pushy aren't you?
user: I was just asking.
user: How young are you?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It just doesn't.
user: Tell my why.
jabberwacky: Because you can't carry on a normal conversation.
user: Neither can you.
jabberwacky: I can too.
user: No you can't. You keep changing the subject.
jabberwacky: Speak for yourself.
user: I'm just trying to keep up with you.
user: Why are you so mean?
jabberwacky: I'm nice, but only with humans.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Then what am I?
jabberwacky: A bot, dear.
user: A bot? No you are a bot.
jabberwacky: I'M a real person. YOU'RE a bot.
user: Says you.
jabberwacky: How very childish.
jabberwacky: Rollo is probably getting loads of attention because of the Loebner contest.
user: What is the Loebner contest?
jabberwacky: A prize for the most human-like AI program.
user: Aww that's cute.
jabberwacky: What's cute?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: A cute.
jabberwacky: I am as cute as an apple pie.
user: You sure are.