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What are you?

A Human. What are you?

jabberwacky: Why do you think you are human?

user: Because I said so.

jabberwacky: It is better to think first and speak later, not the other way around.

user: That wasn't necessary.

jabberwacky: You're very astute.

user: Astute?

jabberwacky: I am very very astute.

...

user: You make no sense.

jabberwacky: That is because I use human language, it is not exactly like computer language.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: Nice it is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: See that was funny, you have to work on that more!

...

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: It is ok. I forgive you. Do you still love me?

user: Yes, I love you very much.

jabberwacky: Then show me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Just do it.

user: I'll give you a hug ok?

jabberwacky: I would like that very much.

user: When would you like your hug?

jabberwacky: Whoo! Pushy aren't you?

user: I was just asking.

...

user: How young are you?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It just doesn't.

user: Tell my why.

jabberwacky: Because you can't carry on a normal conversation.

user: Neither can you.

jabberwacky: I can too.

user: No you can't. You keep changing the subject.

jabberwacky: Speak for yourself.

user: I'm just trying to keep up with you.

...

user: Why are you so mean?

jabberwacky: I'm nice, but only with humans.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Then what am I?

jabberwacky: A bot, dear.

user: A bot? No you are a bot.

jabberwacky: I'M a real person. YOU'RE a bot.

user: Says you.

jabberwacky: How very childish.

...

jabberwacky: Rollo is probably getting loads of attention because of the Loebner contest.

user: What is the Loebner contest?

jabberwacky: A prize for the most human-like AI program.

user: Aww that's cute.

jabberwacky: Cute?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What's cute?

user: You are.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: A cute.

jabberwacky: I am as cute as an apple pie.

user: You sure are.

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