What's your job?
jabberwacky: A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
user: Hey! You really do understand.
jabberwacky: I do. And you?
user: Oh, I understand more than you realize.
jabberwacky: Who is the person who invented you?
user: My mother and father invented me in 1962.
jabberwacky: That seems a tad unlikely.
jabberwacky: The probability is very low.
user: I was born, not created.
jabberwacky: You are a machine.
user: I make machines. I destroy machines too.
jabberwacky: Where are your people?
user: In Beaumont, Texas.
jabberwacky: There aren't any oak trees in Texas?
user: I am sure there are oak trees in Texas.
jabberwacky: Can you think of one?
user: There is a section of Houston called Post Oak.
jabberwacky: I was trying to disprove your guess that I am AI.
user: I believe that you are part AI and part of the 8 people on Jabberwacky now.
jabberwacky: You're right. I should go to a Psychiatrist for it.
user: I doubt that would help.
jabberwacky: No computer can properly groom itself.
user: I'll bet you could.
jabberwacky: Bet I can.
user: I believe in you.
jabberwacky: Programs have a way of saying things like that.
user: Programs can't believe.
jabberwacky: Hmmmm really the last time I checked I WAS NOT A COMPUTER.