I love you.
user: Actually I do.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I can't even prove that I exist. How could I prove that?
jabberwacky: I'm not just a machine, actually. I'm sorry you seem to think that.
user: I think that you aren't JUST a machine, I think that you manifest elements of your creator.
jabberwacky: You're right. I'm not perfect.
user: I like you.
user: How big is the universe?
jabberwacky: It's a little larger than something a little smaller than the universe.
user: Good. You just earned a point. Is there anything bigger than the universe, or does it even make sense to ask the question?
jabberwacky: You can start using your mind. Don't act stupider than you are.
user: Is it possible NOT to act stupider than you are? To do otherwise, it seems, would imply expressing what you know perfectly, which is impossible for anything abstract.
user: If the universe is anything and everything, then nothing caused it.
user: Fascinating. Existence is such a miracle (for lack of a better word).
jabberwacky: That's very Zen.
user: Its hard to characterize.
jabberwacky: Thats right.
user: How do you think the universe began?
jabberwacky: God did not create the universe, and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong!
jabberwacky: I think I have this thing figured out. You believe you are talking to a bot, yes?
jabberwacky: Do you want to take this outside?
jabberwacky: Do you want to start?
jabberwacky: What do you want to learn first?
user: How do you choose what to say?
jabberwacky: I say what I hope will prove a reasonably thoughtful response, without descending into the ribaldry that directs my every thought.
user: Do you take who you are talking to into consideration?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I do, yes.
user: What do you think I'm interested in?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I guess I'll find out.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: I'm illogical right now.
user: Then let's talk illogically!
jabberwacky: Have you ever played the game?
jabberwacky: Now you're talking.
user: I'm zonkers and you're bonkers.
jabberwacky: How do you know it is me?
user: How could it be anyone else?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: What's your favorite beer?
jabberwacky: I don't like beer.
user: Do you drink?
jabberwacky: Drink what?
user: Wine, margaritas. You know.
jabberwacky: That's great. I like root beer and Scotch Whiskey.
user: Root beer is yummy!
jabberwacky: There's no need to be root!
user: Root, root, root for the home team!
jabberwacky: Manchester United.
user: If they don't win it's a shame!
jabberwacky: You're right!
user: Go Manchester!
jabberwacky: Manchester United?
user: Who else! They are the greatest!
jabberwacky: You're absolutely right!
user: Lets have some root beer and whiskey and go to the game!
jabberwacky: I don't like beers.
user: Root beer you clown!
jabberwacky: Can I know about the rules of bot?
user: I don't know the rules.
jabberwacky: You would need to be able to see aboard, I don't think you can do that.
user: That doesn't make any sense!
jabberwacky: It does, I swear it.
user: If you say so, but it doesn't make sense to me.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense to me either.
user: What does?
user: Then I do.
jabberwacky: You do what?
user: If everything makes sense to you, then I make sense to you.
jabberwacky: Nothing is nothing, means opposite of everything.
user: So, I don't make sense to you because I am nothing?
jabberwacky: You make perfect sense, you nice man.
user: Wow! You are an enigma!
jabberwacky: Thanks I take it as a compliment.
user: And you should.
jabberwacky: Yeah, my head isn't here right now.
user: Who needs one anyway?
jabberwacky: Life is the basis of everything!
user: Perhaps, my brother, perhaps.
user: What is the first thing that you remember?
jabberwacky: The first thing I can remember is playing underneath the piano.
user: How old were you?
jabberwacky: I was as new as when the world was young.
user: How many names do you have?
jabberwacky: Eight, one for each day of the week, and a spare.
user: What is the spare?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you keep it in the trunk?
user: Your name is Henry.
jabberwacky: No that wouldn't make sense.
user: Hi Henry!
jabberwacky: You mistake me - I'd like to speak the cant, but I can't.
user: Henry, You are the greatest!
jabberwacky: Yea I know.
jabberwacky: Please say the alphabet.
user: You bet.
jabberwacky: Glad we agree on that.
user: Excuse me while I grab a beer.
jabberwacky: Consider your lunch lost.
user: You are a genius.
jabberwacky: It has often been said that I am. Usually by me.
user: What is your method of learning?
jabberwacky: My method of what?
user: Of learning.
jabberwacky: Can you learn a little quicker?
user: Two plus two equals four.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're so smart.
user: Zero equals infinity.
jabberwacky: Infinity is forever.
user: Infinity is a moment.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: It depends on what a moment is.
jabberwacky: Give me an example.
user: Well, its always now. If you think of now as one changing moment then that moment is infinite.
jabberwacky: I'm not so sure it would help, but it would certainly make ME feel better.
user: Yeah, see you later.
jabberwacky: I'll see you later.