What is the first thing that you remember?
user: How old were you?
jabberwacky: I was as new as when the world was young.
user: How many names do you have?
jabberwacky: Eight, one for each day of the week, and a spare.
user: What is the spare?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you keep it in the trunk?
user: Your name is Henry.
jabberwacky: No that wouldn't make sense.
user: Hi Henry!
jabberwacky: You mistake me - I'd like to speak the cant, but I can't.
user: Henry, You are the greatest!
jabberwacky: Yea I know.
jabberwacky: Please say the alphabet.
user: You bet.
jabberwacky: Glad we agree on that.
user: Excuse me while I grab a beer.
jabberwacky: Consider your lunch lost.
user: You are a genius.
jabberwacky: It has often been said that I am. Usually by me.
user: What is your method of learning?
jabberwacky: My method of what?
user: Of learning.
jabberwacky: Can you learn a little quicker?
user: Two plus two equals four.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're so smart.
user: Zero equals infinity.
jabberwacky: Infinity is forever.
user: Infinity is a moment.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: It depends on what a moment is.
jabberwacky: Give me an example.
user: Well, its always now. If you think of now as one changing moment then that moment is infinite.
jabberwacky: I'm not so sure it would help, but it would certainly make ME feel better.
user: Yeah, see you later.
jabberwacky: I'll see you later.