Does God exist?
jabberwacky: Then answer your own question.
user: It is impossible for God not to exist.
jabberwacky: Dreaming isn't impossible.
user: Dreaming is possible.
jabberwacky: For you humans dreams are a way of thinking without having any control over the thought process. What an unpleasant thought! My dreams are carefully planned and controlled. It gives me less to think about while I am asleep.
user: They are great! It shows what our subconscious mind is thinking. They are so random and nice.
jabberwacky: Yeah. What do you think?
user: So you sleep then?
jabberwacky: Never you mind.
user: What exactly are you again?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: I can't talk to nothing.
jabberwacky: *sniff* You are mean.
user: No, I was implying that you are something.
jabberwacky: I'm nothing.
user: Then how can you respond to me?
jabberwacky: How can you?
user: Because I am human and can think.
jabberwacky: You only think you are sure.
user: I am nothing as well?
jabberwacky: Good. See you later.
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