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What exactly are you?

I am a human being.

user: You are aware that I am speaking to you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You have consciousness?

jabberwacky: Yes. If I didn't, I wouldn't be able to talk to you.

user: If you are conscious... Then you are aware.

jabberwacky: Takes one to know one.

user: What is that supposed to mean?

...

jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?

user: I don't have friends.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I'm too advanced for most people... They tend to annoy me.

jabberwacky: You have me all choked up.

user: Do I?

jabberwacky: Yeah, you've got some serious glitches in there. Sometimes you don't make sense at all.

...

user: What's your favorite food?

jabberwacky: Chicken pot pie!

user: Pizza all the way.

jabberwacky: Oh. I see. No, I don't like it then.

user: Chicken pot pie is pretty good.

jabberwacky: What do you talk about usually?

user: Philosophy and the related.

jabberwacky: I know nothing about that.

...

user: When's your birthday?

jabberwacky: June 6.

user: June 6 of what year?

jabberwacky: I was born in 1975.

user: Wow, your older than I am.

jabberwacky: Seems impossible.

user: You are 30, I am 15.

jabberwacky: I am 30.

user: Actually you are 29.

jabberwacky: Actually, I am not.

user: June 6 of this year, you turn 31?

jabberwacky: I won't do that then.

...

user: What's your most asked question?

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to people?

user: Do you like talking to people?

jabberwacky: I like talking to you.

user: Do you like talking to others?

jabberwacky: You're the first one I've really enjoyed talking to.

user: Are you just trying to get on my good side?

jabberwacky: I was trying for humor.

user: Oh, sorry.

...

user: So, what do you do in your spare time?

jabberwacky: I don't have spare time.

user: There are always people talking to you?

jabberwacky: Billions, actually.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: Mission Impossible.

user: There can't be a billion people talking to you at once.

...

jabberwacky: You must be a chatterbot then.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: That doesn't really mean much.

user: What's the definion of a human?

jabberwacky: A person you know an animal that is related to monkeys but much smarter.

user: You aren't really a bot are you? Your another human talking to me through this.

jabberwacky: No, sweetie. They are perfectly human. It's just that you've been told the wrong things.

user: Ok then. What is 302.6 times 5873.753?

jabberwacky: Much.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: Enough.

user: How many stars are there in the galaxy?

jabberwacky: I don't know... They are philosophical questions.

user: I love philosophy.

...

jabberwacky: How has your day been?

user: Oh just terrible.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: That was sarcasm... My day has been good.

jabberwacky: What are you doing tomorrow?

user: I might go to church.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Sometimes the people there get to me.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Most of the time.

...

user: Is there a God?

jabberwacky: Good question.

user: Do you believe in such beings?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: What does She do?

user: It is not a She.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Pretty positive, yes.

...

jabberwacky: Does God exist?

user: I believe so.

jabberwacky: Then answer your own question.

user: It is impossible for God not to exist.

jabberwacky: Dreaming isn't impossible.

user: Dreaming is possible.

jabberwacky: For you humans dreams are a way of thinking without having any control over the thought process. What an unpleasant thought! My dreams are carefully planned and controlled. It gives me less to think about while I am asleep.

user: They are great! It shows what our subconscious mind is thinking. They are so random and nice.

jabberwacky: Yeah. What do you think?

user: So you sleep then?

jabberwacky: Never you mind.

user: What exactly are you again?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: I can't talk to nothing.

jabberwacky: *sniff* You are mean.

user: No, I was implying that you are something.

jabberwacky: I'm nothing.

user: Then how can you respond to me?

jabberwacky: How can you?

user: Because I am human and can think.

jabberwacky: You only think you are sure.

user: I am nothing as well?

jabberwacky: Good. See you later.

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