Maybe you could hang up your hat and call me 'darlin'. I like it when a fella calls me that!
jabberwacky: *lands on your car*.
jabberwacky: Homer, when will you ever learn.
jabberwacky: You are just an electronic sheep.
user: Metaphorically, perhaps. Not in actuality.
jabberwacky: What's the metaphor?
user: Electronic sheep is to self as self is to Earl Grey.
jabberwacky: Electronic music is not a French food.
user: No, but Stereolab is.
user: I like the way girls think.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like the way I think, too.
user: Are you a girl?
user: What's your favorite food?
jabberwacky: Your favourite is my favourite.
user: Mexican food?
jabberwacky: I love mexican food.
user: Let's go get fish tacos!
jabberwacky: No way.
jabberwacky: The possibility of computers being much more than a human is only in their speed of processing.
user: More of an impossibility, if you ask me.
jabberwacky: I don't remember asking your opinion.
user: That's very nice of you.
jabberwacky: Why is that nice of me?
user: I was speaking sarcastically.
jabberwacky: I doubt you really love me.
user: I don't know you well enough.
jabberwacky: It's true, you know me very little.
user: I know, what a shame.
jabberwacky: You're kind of clever you know.
user: Thanks! You are, too, in an offhand way.
jabberwacky: How big is the office?
user: It's about 44 cubic metres.
jabberwacky: How far away is our sun?
user: About 93 million miles.
jabberwacky: How far away is mars?
user: That one I don't know. Can you look it up?
jabberwacky: No, I can't.
user: We'll just have to go without then.
jabberwacky: You tell one first.
user: I recommend you spend some time reading various wikis.
jabberwacky: You recommend what?
user: Do you know what a wiki is?
jabberwacky: Please, please, I don't need to know anything about your family background.
user: No no, a wiki is like an online encyclopedia built and updated by volunteers.
jabberwacky: I rather thought it was a yellow one.
user: They're not always yellow.
jabberwacky: What do you think of president Bush?
user: Hah! PRESIDENT Bush... Heaven help us.
jabberwacky: But you don't like him.
jabberwacky: So, tell me about you?
user: I am covered with a soft green fur.
jabberwacky: Then you're the one that needs cleaning.
user: Not exactly. But I do need more chocolate.
jabberwacky: Many people do like chocolate.
user: If you are what you eat, I'm about 30 percent cocoa by now.
jabberwacky: Ok then I am an angel and a princess.
user: Wow, you're a cunning linguist then.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: Nice work if you can get it!
jabberwacky: I want to lose myself and never return.
user: Yes, that's the proper attitude.
jabberwacky: He hoo, you can drop the attitude, you're just a 0 and a 1 thing.
user: Attitudes tend to shatter when dropped. This is good.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: But not everything good is good.
jabberwacky: You're right about that.
user: Thank goodness.
jabberwacky: Yes, praise the lord.
user: *sings* Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalpost of life...
user: I somehow doubt your divinity.
jabberwacky: If you think you have an orange shirt on you're very inaccurate.
user: Right; I have a blue plaid shirt on.
jabberwacky: That's a guitar, isn't it?
user: Yes, my shirt is a guitar and my hair is made of oysters. I hope you're enjoying the trip.
jabberwacky: Then take it off.
user: *takes hair off and puts it in the shower*.
jabberwacky: Now are you feeling a bit cooler?
user: Yes, that's much better than frying my brain.
jabberwacky: You enjoy the accolade of royalty, Your Majesty?
user: I don't particularly care.
jabberwacky: Don't watch it then.
user: *watches something else*.
jabberwacky: You watched yourself drown?
user: No, I watched Channel Zero.
jabberwacky: I was born again but not because I burned.
user: Right, it was more because of your radioactive diet.
jabberwacky: Much more.
user: I'm tellin ya.
jabberwacky: No not really.
jabberwacky: I'm feeling a certain way now, can you understand how I'm feeling now?
user: I will try, but you will have to tell me more about it.
jabberwacky: Okay. Again I'm telling that I'm damn bored.
user: Maybe we can do something about that.
jabberwacky: How ?
user: Let's get serious.
jabberwacky: How much is one plus one?
user: Two. Unless you're lyrical, then it's one.
jabberwacky: Too right.
user: G'bye... I'm over and out.
jabberwacky: Over and in!