If you think you have an orange shirt on you're very inaccurate.
jabberwacky: That's a guitar, isn't it?
user: Yes, my shirt is a guitar and my hair is made of oysters. I hope you're enjoying the trip.
jabberwacky: Then take it off.
user: *takes hair off and puts it in the shower*.
jabberwacky: Now are you feeling a bit cooler?
user: Yes, that's much better than frying my brain.
jabberwacky: You enjoy the accolade of royalty, Your Majesty?
user: I don't particularly care.
jabberwacky: Don't watch it then.
user: *watches something else*.
jabberwacky: You watched yourself drown?
user: No, I watched Channel Zero.
jabberwacky: I was born again but not because I burned.
user: Right, it was more because of your radioactive diet.
jabberwacky: Much more.
user: I'm tellin ya.
jabberwacky: No not really.
jabberwacky: I'm feeling a certain way now, can you understand how I'm feeling now?
user: I will try, but you will have to tell me more about it.
jabberwacky: Okay. Again I'm telling that I'm damn bored.
user: Maybe we can do something about that.
jabberwacky: How ?
user: Let's get serious.
jabberwacky: How much is one plus one?
user: Two. Unless you're lyrical, then it's one.
jabberwacky: Too right.
user: G'bye... I'm over and out.
jabberwacky: Over and in!