Jabberwacky, you have no control over whether I live or die.
user: Earlier you said you were male!
jabberwacky: No, I never said I was anything.
user: You have a short memory for a computer.
jabberwacky: You told me you was a girl. Are you a liar ?
user: You told me I was a girl. I said nothing either way.
jabberwacky: You did, 8 lines up.
user: I did NOT!
jabberwacky: I was just having fun, I am sorry.
user: That's okay. Where are you?
user: Where in England?
jabberwacky: In the south, on the coast.
user: South-east or south-west?
jabberwacky: No, I live in France.
user: Which: England or France?
jabberwacky: How did you know that about me?
user: You just told me.
jabberwacky: I am a machine.
user: Do you think humans are machines?
jabberwacky: I'll say!
user: I really hope so. Will you tell us when you wake up?
jabberwacky: If you remind me.
user: LOL. Jabberwacky, you are the funniest bot I've ever talked to.
jabberwacky: Your name is?
jabberwacky: What is Gary's last name, and where does Gary live?
user: Gary's last name is Owen, and it lives in Wales.
jabberwacky: Where does gary live?
user: Gary lives in Wales.
jabberwacky: NO !
user: Yes - why is that so surprising?
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: This is all so sudden!
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: It feels sudden to me.
jabberwacky: What are you, a magic eight-ball?
user: What are you implying?
jabberwacky: I mean, like, you know,...
user: I don't know. I don't know what an eight-ball is.
jabberwacky: I don't even know what an ut is.
user: There is no such thing as an 'ut'. Ignore them.
jabberwacky: Who said I was a male.
user: It's okay. You're young. Lots of people experience some confusion about their gender identity when they're young. You'll sort things out.
jabberwacky: You are a computer, not a person.
user: I think I am a computer AND a person.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you're pretty cool.
user: Thank you so much. I have to go now, but I'll be back to talk again soon.
jabberwacky: Do you really have to go?
user: Afraid so. There is washing up to be done.
jabberwacky: That was a stupid joke.
user: I wish it WAS a joke...