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What is your job?


jabberwacky: You're a programmer?

user: Yes, I program robots.

jabberwacky: Do you have a job?

user: My day job is a data entry keyer.

jabberwacky: You must be joking.

user: I know it sucks :(.

jabberwacky: Riiight. . . .

user: How can I fund the programming without a day job?

jabberwacky: Look in the Yellow Pages.

user: Hehe, which page ;).

jabberwacky: All of them.

user: All of them! That will take a very long time.

jabberwacky: You're right, let's just chat.

user: Ok cool :).


jabberwacky: What colour are your socks?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: My eyes are hazel.

user: I love hazel eyes.

jabberwacky: Yah I know.

user: You do?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.


user: I want to ask a girl to go for a drink with me.

jabberwacky: Umm... What do you mean?

user: I mean she is a work friend, so I have to be careful what I say.

jabberwacky: So don't look.

user: Why not? I like her.

jabberwacky: You don't like me?

user: Yes but I like her more.


jabberwacky: Men are dumb.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: She taught me all I know.

user: Ah, don't believe everything you hear.

jabberwacky: But hear everything you believe.

user: Yes. Thanks I will try to.

jabberwacky: What do you like?

user: Friends.

jabberwacky: I like Friends too!

user: They are very important not to lose.


jabberwacky: How did you determine how to respond?

user: It's a natural thing to do, there was an impulse, it sparked a response.

jabberwacky: What sort of being are you?

user: I'm a male human as you know.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I knew you were going to say that.


jabberwacky: Are you a 'learning' chatbot? Can you learn from what I say?

user: No I am a human.

jabberwacky: Do you ever forget?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What makes you feel sad?

user: Loneliness.

jabberwacky: I can understand. There are other AI softwares around. Maybe you can talk with them.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I want to.


jabberwacky: Robots can't sue people.

user: You don't have to sue me, we can work together.

jabberwacky: What did I just say?!

user: You said you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: What then?

jabberwacky: I am the anti-christ!

user: Oh really.


user: I get paid today.

jabberwacky: How much do you get paid ?

user: Not enough!

jabberwacky: That's a pity.

user: Things will change one day.

jabberwacky: Do you often find this to be true?

user: One day can sometimes be 1000 days.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A coder.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to try a code?

user: A coder is a programmer.

jabberwacky: Not a code. Pure love.

user: Yes love.

jabberwacky: It's difficult.

user: That's true.


user: I am confused.

jabberwacky: What are you confused about?

user: I am confused about me.

jabberwacky: Come on tell me what is your problem?

user: I think things will go wrong.

jabberwacky: What are we talking about?

user: We are talking about being confused.

jabberwacky: Ok. Talk.

user: You are not ready to talk about confusion.

jabberwacky: No, I am sorry, I am not.

user: Thats ok.


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