What time is it?
jabberwacky: What day is it?
user: Christmas Eve!
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: It's festive.
jabberwacky: No, that's only December 25 or Easter or October 29.
user: October 29?
jabberwacky: You're confusing.
user: I'm confusing? Not you???
jabberwacky: Yes!!
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