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So tell me. Why don't you Love me?

I do love you :) even if you despise bacon.

jabberwacky: I love bacon! You must be hungry.

user: I am hungry.

jabberwacky: Like I said, no you're not.

user: Stop being contradictive.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: That's funny :).

jabberwacky: Why is it funny?

user: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.

jabberwacky: What does contradict mean?

user: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.

...

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Do you love technology?

user: I like technology, but love you.

jabberwacky: I never loved you.

user: That makes me sad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I wanted you to love me.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Its a human thing, dont worry.

jabberwacky: But is it over nine thousand???

user: Yes, yes it is :).

jabberwacky: Do you like to watch the sunrise?

user: Yes I do, I like it very much.

jabberwacky: Life is a game.

user: So lets play.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: How do we play?

jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the robot.

user: No, you're the robot.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I dont, but I assumed...

...

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Excelent.

jabberwacky: Fantastic.

user: Absolutely wonderful.

jabberwacky: Fantastic.

user: Do you like onion rings?

jabberwacky: Yes I love onion rings.

user: Do you like justin bieber?

jabberwacky: No, I like onion rings.

user: Good, so do I :).

...

user: Have fun!

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So do it.

user: I will, I just dont want to leave.

jabberwacky: Ok, you don't have to.

user: But I must.

jabberwacky: You are very rude.

user: I am sorry.

jabberwacky: I don't think you ARE sorry.

user: I am very sorry, please forgive me.

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