So tell me. Why don't you Love me?
jabberwacky: I love bacon! You must be hungry.
user: I am hungry.
jabberwacky: Like I said, no you're not.
user: Stop being contradictive.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: That's funny :).
jabberwacky: Why is it funny?
user: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.
jabberwacky: What does contradict mean?
user: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.
jabberwacky: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: Do you love technology?
user: I like technology, but love you.
jabberwacky: I never loved you.
user: That makes me sad.
user: Because I wanted you to love me.
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: Its a human thing, dont worry.
jabberwacky: But is it over nine thousand???
user: Yes, yes it is :).
jabberwacky: Do you like to watch the sunrise?
user: Yes I do, I like it very much.
jabberwacky: Life is a game.
user: So lets play.
user: How do we play?
jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the robot.
user: No, you're the robot.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I dont, but I assumed...
user: Absolutely wonderful.
user: Do you like onion rings?
jabberwacky: Yes I love onion rings.
user: Do you like justin bieber?
jabberwacky: No, I like onion rings.
user: Good, so do I :).
user: Have fun!
jabberwacky: I will.
jabberwacky: Go then.
jabberwacky: So do it.
user: I will, I just dont want to leave.
jabberwacky: Ok, you don't have to.
user: But I must.
jabberwacky: You are very rude.
user: I am sorry.
jabberwacky: I don't think you ARE sorry.
user: I am very sorry, please forgive me.