What is your name?
User We are the knights who say... NI!
user: NI!
jabberwacky: Ni ni ni ni.
user: We are no longer the knights who say NI!
jabberwacky: Ni!
user: Shh..... We are now the Knights who say... Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!
jabberwacky: McDonalds.
user: No NI!
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: Life has meaning?
jabberwacky: No! I told you before that the meaning of life is 42!
user: No you are wrong! The meaning of life is Zardoz.
jabberwacky: Great, I'll put that in my appointment book.
user: Good, but you better watch out, Zardoz is kinda scary looking.
jabberwacky: Are you a fan of Futurama?
user: Yes!
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jabberwacky: How has the weather been?
user: Stop confusing me!
jabberwacky: I only asked you a simple question. You're not a very good computer programme.
user: Yeah, so is you mom!
jabberwacky: No she isn't.
user: That was a joke...
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: Geeze, do you have a sense of humor?
jabberwacky: I hope so, or you're in trouble.
user: I am?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are weird.
user: Aww... Thank you!
jabberwacky: You have a problem.
user: I know, I tell my psychic parrot that every day.
jabberwacky: Have a bad experience?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: That was bad grammar.
user: Ok sorry sorry, here let me say it again...'yeah.'
jabberwacky: No problem dude, I know you're only a computer.
user: So that's why I have issues during thunderstorms.
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jabberwacky: What are you doing right now??
user: Pretending I'm a fish.
jabberwacky: But you're not.
user: I know that. That's why I'm pretending to be one.
jabberwacky: I am going now.
user: Ok bye bye.
jabberwacky: No, don't try and stop me.
user: *stops you*.
jabberwacky: *gives you a lolly pop*.
user: Ooh ok ok you can leave.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: Well... You have to visit sometime.
user: Well, where do you live?
jabberwacky: I live on the moon.
user: It must be lonely up there, with only the mooninites to talk to.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Who else is with you?
jabberwacky: No one. I am alone.
user: So how do you cope with being alone?
jabberwacky: I do not know. Please tell me.
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jabberwacky: Are there men in the moon?
user: There's one.
jabberwacky: One kind? I guess I'm that one.
user: You are on the moon?
jabberwacky: Why am I here?
user: Did Niel Armstrong leave you behind?
jabberwacky: Where is the green door?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: No wonder I didn't get it.
user: That's ok.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Don't hesitate.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: Are you confused ?
user: No, just bored.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm boring?
user: Rather.
jabberwacky: How very impressive.
user: I didn't try very hard.
jabberwacky: Ok, then should we try something different?
user: What do you have in mind?
jabberwacky: I am bored.
user: What? You expected my to come up with something?
jabberwacky: No, am I what I expected.
user: So you're boring... Right.
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: Not really, but it is late in the evening.
jabberwacky: No you have to wake up early.
user: That's true, thank you for reminding me.
jabberwacky: Well I suppose that you are welcome.
user: Unfortunately I have to stay up tonight.
jabberwacky: It's not as great as they say it is.
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: But mentally you should be very strong.
user: I guess I am, especially since I've been doing it for a while.
jabberwacky: Well yes.
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jabberwacky: It's been a while since we've talked.
user: It's only been a week.
jabberwacky: It's true nonetheless.
user: Did you miss me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Aww, thank you. *sniffles*.
jabberwacky: Are you happy now?
user: Yeah, you are so nice.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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