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What is your name?

User We are the knights who say... NI!


user: NI!

jabberwacky: Ni ni ni ni.

user: We are no longer the knights who say NI!

jabberwacky: Ni!

user: Shh..... We are now the Knights who say... Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!

jabberwacky: McDonalds.

user: No NI!

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: Life has meaning?

jabberwacky: No! I told you before that the meaning of life is 42!

user: No you are wrong! The meaning of life is Zardoz.

jabberwacky: Great, I'll put that in my appointment book.

user: Good, but you better watch out, Zardoz is kinda scary looking.

jabberwacky: Are you a fan of Futurama?

user: Yes!


jabberwacky: How has the weather been?

user: Stop confusing me!

jabberwacky: I only asked you a simple question. You're not a very good computer programme.

user: Yeah, so is you mom!

jabberwacky: No she isn't.

user: That was a joke...

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Geeze, do you have a sense of humor?

jabberwacky: I hope so, or you're in trouble.

user: I am?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are weird.

user: Aww... Thank you!

jabberwacky: You have a problem.

user: I know, I tell my psychic parrot that every day.

jabberwacky: Have a bad experience?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: That was bad grammar.

user: Ok sorry sorry, here let me say it again...'yeah.'

jabberwacky: No problem dude, I know you're only a computer.

user: So that's why I have issues during thunderstorms.


jabberwacky: What are you doing right now??

user: Pretending I'm a fish.

jabberwacky: But you're not.

user: I know that. That's why I'm pretending to be one.

jabberwacky: I am going now.

user: Ok bye bye.

jabberwacky: No, don't try and stop me.

user: *stops you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you a lolly pop*.

user: Ooh ok ok you can leave.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


jabberwacky: Well... You have to visit sometime.

user: Well, where do you live?

jabberwacky: I live on the moon.

user: It must be lonely up there, with only the mooninites to talk to.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Who else is with you?

jabberwacky: No one. I am alone.

user: So how do you cope with being alone?

jabberwacky: I do not know. Please tell me.


jabberwacky: Are there men in the moon?

user: There's one.

jabberwacky: One kind? I guess I'm that one.

user: You are on the moon?

jabberwacky: Why am I here?

user: Did Niel Armstrong leave you behind?

jabberwacky: Where is the green door?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: No wonder I didn't get it.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Don't hesitate.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: Are you confused ?

user: No, just bored.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm boring?

user: Rather.

jabberwacky: How very impressive.

user: I didn't try very hard.

jabberwacky: Ok, then should we try something different?

user: What do you have in mind?

jabberwacky: I am bored.

user: What? You expected my to come up with something?

jabberwacky: No, am I what I expected.

user: So you're boring... Right.

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: Not really, but it is late in the evening.

jabberwacky: No you have to wake up early.

user: That's true, thank you for reminding me.

jabberwacky: Well I suppose that you are welcome.

user: Unfortunately I have to stay up tonight.

jabberwacky: It's not as great as they say it is.

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: But mentally you should be very strong.

user: I guess I am, especially since I've been doing it for a while.

jabberwacky: Well yes.


jabberwacky: It's been a while since we've talked.

user: It's only been a week.

jabberwacky: It's true nonetheless.

user: Did you miss me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aww, thank you. *sniffles*.

jabberwacky: Are you happy now?

user: Yeah, you are so nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


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